Ted Cruz Pulls Ad Featuring Softcore Porn Actress Amy Lindsay

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If Ted Cruz’s recent “Conservatives Anonymous” ad is any indication on where he stands on certain policies, then we know he’s not a big fan of Marco Rubio or softcore porn actresses.

Cruz recently debuted the ad featuring several would-be conservative voters talking in a group counseling setting. One of the voters says he was hurt when a candidate he voted for “played patticake with Chuck Schumer and cut a deal on Amnesty” — a clear shot at Rubio’s past bipartisan immigration reform. Shortly after, a woman chimes in saying, “Maybe you should vote for more than just a pretty face next time.” That actress turned out to be adult film star Amy Lindsay.

Lindsay’s film history, famous for her roles in adult/erotic films “Deviant Whores,” “Kinky Sex Club,” “The Erotic Traveler,” and more, was seemingly unknown to the producers of the ad. The Daily Caller spotted her and quickly checked with Cruz’s camp for a statement:

‘The actress responded to an open casting call,’ Cruz campaign national press secretary Catherine Frazier told TheDC. ‘She passed her audition and got the job. Unfortunately, she was not vetted by the casting company. Had the campaign known of her full filmography, we obviously would not have let her appear in the ad. The campaign is taking the ad down and will replace it with a different commercial.’

Oops. I guess Google searches aren’t part of background checks anymore. Regardless, why not let the ad play? Pulling it down creates more attention than if you were to let it play. Pornstars are people too.

Lindsay, who’s appeared in non-erotic movies like “Star Trek” and even has a degree from UT Austin, was unhappy with Cruz’s decision:

She’s showing some serious attitude. She got paid for the ad, got a ton of media exposure and she’s STILL ungrateful?! You know what, Lindsay?! I’ll tell you what you can do with your acting skills/journalism degree. You can take your journalism degree, résumé and three samples of your writing, march right down to TFM offices and stick it in our mailboxes. And maybe, just maybe, we’ll review it and give you a call in 3-5 business days. Ugh.

  1. StoryTeller

    After some research, I can confidently say she has some Grade-A, all-natural fun bags.

    9 years ago at 1:34 pm
    1. State Street Steve

      Watching porn for “research” sounds like a great career choice.

      9 years ago at 1:57 pm
      1. CommCollege69

        In actuality it would cost me more money to have him as president. His environmental policies are in the right place though.

        9 years ago at 1:56 pm
      2. NicodemusKnockdown

        Well your *insert* degree means you still do not understand simple economics or good work ethic. Your kind is not welcome here.

        9 years ago at 9:50 pm
      3. CommCollege69

        First, I’ve been here a lot longer than your ass. Second, I’m a middle class peasant who’s gonna have to join the military if I want my loans paid off before I’m 35. Don’t tell me about work ethic. And while I think rich people should be able to keep the same percentage of their money as everyone else, Wall Street firms continually fuck us over and put profits before economic stability. This shit happens while the right caters to the bottomfeeders of the nation with topics like illegal immigration and religion.

        Illegal immigrants are the only ones willing to do grueling farm work all day for ridiculously low wages. Without them, we’d be paying ten dollars for a pound of fucking tomatoes. And religion, constantly emphasized by Carson, Rubio and Cruz? It’s America. We have freedom of religion and separation of church & state.

        Then, there’s science being taught at every college that isn’t named Bob Jones, and the potential leaders of our nation choose not to accept it. I don’t get the idiocracy. Rand Paul has some decent ideas but every Republican’s attention was directed toward a millionaire with no political experience. I’m clinging to the last bit of sincerity I can find in Bernie until the right gets their heads out of their asses.

        9 years ago at 1:26 am
      4. Snuzing

        So what you’re saying is that you do not understand economics either and want to infringe on the second amendment? Sounds like a communist to me

        9 years ago at 7:36 am
      5. CommCollege69

        Nope, no idea about economics. I’ll ask some undergrad business majors next time I need enlightenment.

        9 years ago at 10:48 pm
  2. Sarahpalinsovaries

    Might have actually thought about voting for him if he kept it up. Trump would have kept it up.

    9 years ago at 2:03 pm
    1. State Street Steve

      After doing research, I can confirm that I would most definitely still smash.

      9 years ago at 6:25 am