Fall rush has begun. Bar tabs and hot eager rushees to pick from. Thank God for summer. TSM (Total Srat Move).

No. Learn manners and spell out your words. “U r” does not mean “You are.” Go to your local Brooks Brothers and pick up “As A Gentleman Would Say” and “How To Be A Gentleman.” I demand that my pledges read both books cover to cover before they are allowed to speak to any Sorostitute at a function.