Here Are The Most Absurd, Hilarious Things Trump Said On “Howard Stern”
Trump is crushing it right now. The dude whipped out his furry orange dick, slapped his opponents in the face with it, then planted it in the ground and used it pole-vault himself to the top of the game.
Anti-Trumpers are shocked. How could such a meanie bo-beanie earn the respect of America? We spent all this time pointing out all the mean things he says and it’s STILL not working! What do we do? I know! Let’s point out all the mean things he says!
BuzzFeed and CNN compiled a list of sexist, deplorable, and fucking hilarious things Trump has said during his dozens of interviews on “The Howard Stern Show.”
From Newser:
On pushing the Miss USA pageant in 2005: “If you’re looking for a rocket scientist, don’t tune in tonight, but if you’re looking for a really beautiful woman, you should watch.”
On Carmen Electra: “The boob job is terrible; they look like two light posts coming out of a body.”
On Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross: “Would you go out with Marcia Cross or would you turn gay, Howard?”
Regarding the show’s Nicolette Sheridan, she’s a “solid four. I liked the way she used to look,” adding, “A person who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.”
On his desire to have more kids: “I mean, I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and [Melania will] take care of the kids.”
On his household help: “They’re not tens, I can tell you that. I’ve been very domesticated. It’s a sad event.”
On how women approach him: “They’ll walk up, and they’ll flip their top, and they’ll flip their panties.”
From BuzzFeed:
After buying the Miss USA pageant in 1997, Trump said he would get the “bathing suits to be smaller and the heels to be higher.”
Months after [Princess] Diana was killed in an automobile accident in 1997, Trump told Stern he thinks he could have slept with her, saying she had “supermodel beauty.” In a different interview in 2000, Trump said he would have slept with her “without hesitation” and that “she had the height, she had the beauty, she had the skin.” He added, “She was crazy, but these are minor details.”
In 2008, Trump said it would be difficult for him to get an erection for Madonna.
[On fighting Rosie O’Donnell]: “I think it’d be pretty close — if she ever fell in the wrong direction I wouldn’t have a chance,” said Trump in the late 2007 interview.
I can’t believe Trump said these things. On “Howard Stern” of all places!
Well done, CNN and BuzzFeed. My opinion of Trump has definitely shifted thanks to your hard work. I like him more than ever..
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Trump, idiot, I know. But I keep saying it, I keep getting ripped apart, but I know I’m right. He is our best chance to keep an freedom hating Hilary and Bernie out of the White House, and he will win. Yes, he’s obnoxious and ridiculous and a wild card but quite frankly….if I have to live in a country with one of the libtards in charge or some robot politician like Rubio or Cruz, I might go so crazy I start caring about if a girl has an orgasim or not
10 years ago at 9:38 amRubio would be much better than Trump. You have to be kidding yourself on some level to legitimately believe that Trump would “make America great again”, or at least greater than Rubio could.
10 years ago at 9:43 amRubio is a party puppet. And overzealous religious people like Cruz are what is tearing the GOP apart. Trump may be “a wild card” but he is a step in the right direction as far as reforming the party away from obsolete ideas go.
10 years ago at 9:52 amTrump is a closet liberal
10 years ago at 10:42 amLet’s dispel this notion that Obama doesn’t know what he’s doing
10 years ago at 10:48 amI liked Rubio until he started talking all this shit about throwing Assad out and increasing cold war tensions with Russia. If you want WW3, he’s your man.
10 years ago at 3:32 pmRubio is a fucking chump
10 years ago at 7:52 pmI’ll agree with you that Trump is a million times better than any liberal option. But that being said, Cruz and Rubio are far from establishment republicans. They’re almost as far right as you can possibly get, and that scares the establishment. But with those two taking votes away from each other, they’ll never beat Trump. TLDR, we were fucked from the start.
10 years ago at 11:41 am#CantStumpTheTrump
10 years ago at 9:45 amBecause he just makes shit up or blatantly lies and his ignorant supporters believe it? Yea, I guess in that sad, depressing world which is now reality, you can’t stump the trump. I’m embarrassed for our party and the entire country.
10 years ago at 12:35 pmSafe to say Bernie probably prefers a flat chested woman
10 years ago at 9:50 amBernie believes crack whores should be paid as much as high end escorts. That’s not a world I want to live in.
10 years ago at 9:59 amBernie believes crack whores should be paid as much as high end escorts. That’s not a world I want to live in.
10 years ago at 9:59 amGOP needs to fix some things. If republicans were socially a bit more liberal then they would attract a lot of the left. Being pro-choice, allowing gays to marry(no one cares anymore), and less influence of religion in politics.
10 years ago at 9:56 amAbortion is fucked up. Not happening. Im all for gays being able to be legally joined but marriage is a religious rite, not a legal right. All about compromise there.
10 years ago at 10:52 amIf you truly want what’s best for your party you will have to make compromise to win over undecided voters
10 years ago at 11:31 amAnyone who believes that two flags butt fucking eachother is good for our country’s virtue (and as a “democracy” our voting populace must remain virtuous) doesn’t deserve to even stay in this country. Don’t forget a decade ago 90% of people opposed it, and now you’re acting like the GOP are the worst in the world for using common sense and decency. People like you are what is wrong with America
10 years ago at 12:18 pm“Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters.” – Ben Franklin
But Jon Stewart says that the “religious right” are to blame for everything so apparently those “religious nutjobs” that had been governing us since the days before the War for Independence up until the 1950’s were doing it all wrong. After all, a modern liberal is 100x smarter than any Christian in our country’s history.
10 years ago at 12:25 pmHow do flags have butts bud?
10 years ago at 6:38 pmWhat the hell is our country’s “virtue.” Our entire national identity is based on individualism and the idea that people should be able to make their own choices, and you telling people how to live their lives goes completely against that.
10 years ago at 2:08 pmThat only works when the bottom line of the people share the same basic principles and beliefs. That’s nowhere near the case now. Conservatism needs to move away from the religious zealots and become more moderate and tolerant. There are plenty of homosexuals, or generally Unreligious people that align conservatively but can’t and won’t vote our way because of our self inflicted stigma. In order to save the GOP we need to come to realize it’s a new era. Yes Religion is important but it is not the be all end all anymore. We created Bernie sanders’ revolution through shooting ourselves in the foot. And fuck you if you don’t realize that he is mobilizing the illiterate idiot army through unamerican ideals while we fight In house because to many of our own compadres are to fuckin stubborn to save the ship. Lifelong practicing Catholic writing this.
10 years ago at 2:40 pmAgree on gay marriage simply because it’s already over. 100% disagree on abortion. I will never vote for a candidate from any party who supports it. It’s not even a partisan issue for me. I just don’t agree with taking innocent human lives.
10 years ago at 2:58 amA Trump presidency is *impossible* without eight years of Obama first.
10 years ago at 10:23 amMadonna not being good enough to get you hard. TTrumpM
10 years ago at 10:46 amIf Donald trump wins the presidency Obama might go down as the worst president in the history of the world. He made people so fucking angry that people actually voted trump into office
10 years ago at 10:52 amTell em, Strong
10 years ago at 12:47 pmTrump isn’t afraid to call out a bad tit job, I like that. He can play for me
10 years ago at 1:16 pmHow do you not vote for a guy like that?!?!?!?
10 years ago at 3:23 pmInstantly assuming a Zeta isn’t a rocket scientist. TFM.
10 years ago at 3:38 pm