TFM Babe Of The Day: Samantha From Oakland University
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Meet Samantha, from Oakland University.
Her Chest Cannons are of the 155 Howitzer variety
9 years ago at 7:59 amShe’s blown someone in that Avalon
9 years ago at 8:04 amI wonder how many ounces of petroleum jelly she can squeeze into her shithole.
9 years ago at 8:48 amYou’ve left this exact same comment on every post today. Your creativity sucks, but your devotion is impressive.
9 years ago at 9:21 amYou don’t fix what ain’t broke, my friend.
9 years ago at 9:39 amI’m not your friend, buddy.
9 years ago at 10:35 amI mean she’s pretty, but not “I won’t throat punch her” pretty.
9 years ago at 8:06 amFew girls are.
9 years ago at 9:02 amI’d pee in her butt.
9 years ago at 8:09 amI’d lick the salt off those chest cannons after a day of biking.
9 years ago at 8:10 amShe can ride my bike.
9 years ago at 8:10 amThere isn’t enough butt to do stuff with
9 years ago at 8:25 amNot with that attitude
9 years ago at 9:13 amShe went to my high school. Wait does this mean I’m popular now? HI MOM!
9 years ago at 8:29 amNo
9 years ago at 8:32 amI’d funnel pure honey into her butthole because I want her to have a healthy and tasty ATM experience.
9 years ago at 8:30 amI’d hydrate myself with her workout sweat
9 years ago at 8:36 am