Texas County GOP Chairman Goes On Twitter Rant About Sucking Titties, Insane Conspiracy Theories
Newly-elected Travis County Republican Party Chairman and pioneer of the bowl cut comb-over, Robert Morrow, has turned a lot of heads with his piping hot takes on twitter.
First and foremost, Morrow has a burning passion for setting the record straight. Did you know LBJ murdered JFK? Or that Bill Clinton raped Eileen Wellstone in the ’60s? Or that Rick Perry is a “raging bisexual adulterer?”
The only thing Morrow loves more than the truth is a set of big, heavy boobs — real life OR animated (he’s retweeted swaths of hot hentai pics).
Let’s dive right in:
LBJ murdered JFK. Read Roger Stone's book. https://t.co/B7p9195WlF
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
I am the face of the Re-Pube-Licking Party. https://t.co/QFDw1vXgxu
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
– A titty sucking spectacular!! pic.twitter.com/ruIb3omTmz
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
== Pretty sure George W. Bush can suck a dick better than Hillary Clinton https://t.co/sZFJdcujd2
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
Porn idea: Barbara Bush with vibrating butt plug, stroking foot long dildo while German shepherd licks peanut butter off pussy. Thoughts?
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
If I don't suck some big ole titties sometime in the near future… I…AM…GOING…TO…FUCKING…DIE
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
I like boobies.
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
For Christ's sake someone alert @MattMackowiak !! pic.twitter.com/dNBG0LSGBe
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
===> Paging Karl Rove! pic.twitter.com/wZpUgwL5SD
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
A titty sucking spectacular!! pic.twitter.com/fhHzz56V9e
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
I am feeling boobylicious tonight! Hope you have a lovely night as well … pic.twitter.com/eh8vHOct7G
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 3, 2016
++ Would Hillary Clinton swallow all of your cum or would it be more of a Lorena Bobbitt situation? https://t.co/gQmLiEl8p9 ++
— Robert Morrow (@RobMorroLiberty) March 2, 2016
The dude is absolutely berserk. I love it.
But a lot of Republicans, including other members of the Travis County GOP, aren’t really feeling Morrow.
From The Texas Tribune:
Morrow’s election as Republican chair of the fifth-largest county in Texas left several members of the Travis County GOP, including vice chair Matt Mackowiak, apoplectic. Mackowiak, a Republican strategist, immediately announced over social media that he would do everything in his power to remove Morrow from office.
Fuck the haters, Morrow. Keep doing your thing..
[via The Texas Tribune]
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People like him are the people that are ruining my party
9 years ago at 4:12 pmPeople like you ruined your party years ago.
9 years ago at 7:17 pmhe’s the kind of guy I’d wanna drink a beer with.
9 years ago at 4:18 pmHe’s the kind of guy I’d wanna impale with rusty equipment from my tackle box.
9 years ago at 4:23 pmWas he hacked?
9 years ago at 4:18 pmNo. It’s all him. And the haircut is really all the evidence you need to know that he’s crazy enough to tweet this stuff.
9 years ago at 4:22 pmYou’re so ugly, Bacon. Good God.
9 years ago at 4:23 pmThis guy needs to lay off the DMT
9 years ago at 4:27 pmwow…
9 years ago at 4:27 pmWhile I agree that LBJ murdered JFK and those are some nice titties, get it together man! We have an election to win.
9 years ago at 4:29 pmThis guy is the equivalent to the Democrat’s hipsters. Why everyone in the middle and on the other side hates the party.
9 years ago at 4:29 pmThinking you’re going to die due to a lack of titties. TFM.
9 years ago at 5:18 pmThank God we’ve finally ditched that whole “sailboat” craze on this website.
9 years ago at 8:41 pmHis conspiracy theories are more like fantasies
9 years ago at 12:11 pm