Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 84
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alissa
Mama mia! That’s a spicy pickup-a line!
becca
Becca is very self aware.
bonny
That was quick.
brooke
I hope anal is too, for his sake. #BUTTSTUFF2016
courtlyn
Easily what happened here.

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emily
This dude got got.
eric
I’ll have to admit, he’s doing a pretty good job of recruiting. But I’m gonna need some more information on this club before I join.
jessica
Jessica spitting HEAT!
john
I don’t know about you, but I’m hard rn.
lexy
Your plan backfired, Lex.
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  2. Lucas Scott

    Typical the only articles on this website that aren’t a flaming train wreck are the ones that have absolutely no writing or commentary whatsoever

    9 years ago at 8:08 am
      6. Oral Hershiser

        So that’s a “no” to the warm pink center, then. Disappointing. Medium-rare is where it’s at.

        9 years ago at 12:19 pm
      1. Chedda B 225

        Might have something to do with his upside down face Bob. Price is wrong bitch.

        9 years ago at 1:12 pm
  6. Jameson Von Budweiser

    How do you not go with a “toss your salad” line with someone named Romaine?

    9 years ago at 8:56 am
  7. Eric_Cartman88

    Girls judging guys on their height even though can’t be controlled, perfectly ok. Guys judging girls on their weight, even though that can more so be controlled, not ok.

    9 years ago at 9:03 am