Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 84
10 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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alissa
Mama mia! That’s a spicy pickup-a line!
becca
Becca is very self aware.
bonny
That was quick.
brooke
I hope anal is too, for his sake. #BUTTSTUFF2016
courtlyn
Easily what happened here.

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emily
This dude got got.
eric
I’ll have to admit, he’s doing a pretty good job of recruiting. But I’m gonna need some more information on this club before I join.
jessica
Jessica spitting HEAT!
john
I don’t know about you, but I’m hard rn.
lexy
Your plan backfired, Lex.
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  2. Lucas Scott

    Typical the only articles on this website that aren’t a flaming train wreck are the ones that have absolutely no writing or commentary whatsoever

    10 years ago at 8:08 am
      6. Oral Hershiser

        So that’s a “no” to the warm pink center, then. Disappointing. Medium-rare is where it’s at.

        10 years ago at 12:19 pm
      1. Chedda B 225

        Might have something to do with his upside down face Bob. Price is wrong bitch.

        10 years ago at 1:12 pm
  6. Jameson Von Budweiser

    How do you not go with a “toss your salad” line with someone named Romaine?

    10 years ago at 8:56 am
  7. Eric_Cartman88

    Girls judging guys on their height even though can’t be controlled, perfectly ok. Guys judging girls on their weight, even though that can more so be controlled, not ok.

    10 years ago at 9:03 am