TFM Babe Of The Day: Vanessa From University Of Central Florida
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Vanessa, from UCF.
If you are a girl that wants to be our featured TFM Babe Of The Day, email your name, Instagram account (set to public), and school to dan@totalfratmove.com
Meet Vanessa, from UCF.
Eh, she looks like she’s real into MDMA and guys that think Fast and the Furious is the greatest franchise ever. Not my scene. Would bang though.
10 years ago at 12:57 pmFast and Furious is a solid series. We all know it’s unrealistic but we only show up for ridiculous cars and tits.
10 years ago at 4:02 pmUnder the definition of “Marry the ass, buy the tits,” You would see a picture of her.
10 years ago at 12:59 pmso like,hypothetically, what if a girl has a great face but no ass or tits? no ring?
10 years ago at 1:17 pmChi O, you and I have unfinished business. How are you wanting me to “make you” stop talking? “Too graphic” is not in my vocabulary. Please commence.
10 years ago at 1:19 pmWe call that a deal breaker unless she’s loaded or talented. Ex. T-Swift
10 years ago at 1:19 pmFun Fact: While travelling in Germany I was introduced to a term for this, “Spritzgesicht” which literally means “an otherwise useless face for jizzing on.” BTW, an ass does not have to be magically bestowed on you, you can always get off of said ass and go do some damn squats. But first show us your tiny, sad tits.
9 years ago at 5:03 pmMore wins than UCF football…
10 years ago at 1:03 pmWhen her pictures get up into that 800 “like” range, there is almost always a plethora of underlying deal-breakers that the photo cannot portray.
10 years ago at 1:17 pmI would turn in to a Nebraska Cornhusker for her
10 years ago at 1:18 pmCould land a plane on her chest but stI’ll apply barbecue sauce to the behind
10 years ago at 1:59 pmDan has bigger tits than her.
10 years ago at 4:29 pmHer nose hangs down like my dick after I finish
9 years ago at 5:19 pmPlease Dan, find us the freckly girl from the third pick. A freckly brunette who fucking exudes sex and doesn’t have the transparent skin of a goldfish is basically a unicorn.
9 years ago at 8:17 pm