Kansas Students Victimized By Pro-Trump Chalk Because Life In America Has Never Been Easier
10 years ago

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Last week, students at Emory University in Georgia were brutally assaulted (metaphorically, but that’s basically irrelevant at this point) by the words “Trump 2016” being displayed in sidewalk chalk on their campus. Now, it seems, sidewalk chalk has unleashed its campaign of terror on the University of Kansas. The Chalkacaust (trademark pending) has descended upon our amber waves of grain.

Many Kansas students were stabbed in the face, burned, and buried in unmarked graves (again, metaphorically, but barely) by the Trump supporters who had the nerve to voice their opinions on the campus. Suffice it to say, this “Trump 2016” sidewalk chalking was the Rape of Nanking of Lawrence. (I mean, it wasn’t at all, but you should still just suffice it to say that it was, because oppression is oppression is oppression, no questions asked, because whoever asks them is a bigot.)

After being viciously clubbed with a broken table leg to within an inch of her life (metaphorically), one KU student said the Donald Trump graffiti may as well have been a Confederate flag.

A former KU student senator was shoved feet first into a wood chipper while people tossed beehives at her (metaphorically) when she saw the Trump 2016 chalk messages, and tweeted the following.

The Invisible Hawks — KU’s requisite student organization dedicated to making random demands of the university based on 19 years of childhood and zero years of professional or administrative experience — were all (metaphorically) shot out of a cannon into a knife warehouse that then fell into a sinkhole, was filled back up with garbage, and paved over to become a parking lot for an Applebee’s by the Trump 2016 graffiti. So much so were they brutalized by the chalk that they suggested the university should intervene.

And so there you have it. This is what happens when the first amendment is allowed to run wild on campus. The entire school becomes overrun with Klan members riding dire wolves that they’ve trained to eat minorities and their allies. Metaphorically. But only sort of.

When will the madness end? Is chalk on the sidewalk really worth the blood (metaphorically) in the streets?

[h/t Campus Reform]

  4. maroonandgold

    Alright, everybody grab a beer and a spot on the porch. Might as well enjoy this great nation before it gets too fucked.

    10 years ago at 2:18 pm
    2. RisingFratstarOfTX

      I’m going to go write it on the University of Texas campus and watch the glow of the protest car-fires.

      10 years ago at 3:13 pm
  8. iFRATHARD

    Just burn Lawrence back to the ground, but this time don’t leave a single building standing that could be used as a musuem or memorial.

    10 years ago at 2:25 pm
    1. RockChalkLettuce

      @iFRATHARD as a Kansas student, I don’t agree with the amount of liberals on this campus, but shame on you for making a reference to a joke that happened during the civil war where many people lost their lives trying to make our country free of slavery as a Union state. I know you aren’t a Mizzou student because they would not say something like that, because they want the rivalry back as bad as we do, and they have class. I am guessing you are a Kansas State student because 1. Your username is just so sad and I know you are a try hard. 2. Only a student from KState would say that because you guys think it’s a rivalry when it clearly Is not. Being up 14 national titles and a BCS title on you guys, smoking you in the series of Basketball, Football, and Baseball, it is nowhere near a rivalry. So if you are a Kansas State student/fan you frat star, then sit with your dick in your hand and thank The Jayhawkers from the Great state of Kansas for making this State great on the field/court and in our own personal rights. Salut to you @iFRATHARD, I hope you get a black ball as fast as Kansas State’s postseasons end. If you are a mizzou fan/student, that was bold, but bring back that Border War, I miss the shit talking and intense matches between the schools.

      10 years ago at 3:28 pm
      2. 1_Rugey_Jentelman

        Just about every word, phrase, and even topic was misused. What happened?

        10 years ago at 4:55 pm
      3. Frat----

        If you make a paragraph long comment on TFM, chances are it is worthless comment. This is no exception

        10 years ago at 3:55 pm
      4. Keepin it Fratty

        Smoked em in football huh? How many wins did KU football record last year? I’ll wait..

        10 years ago at 6:03 pm
      5. BMOC24

        I think he’s talking about the series over the length of the football programs existence. But some of us are illiterate. I understand

        10 years ago at 2:15 pm
      6. John Paul Jones

        Every single team that played KU at KU last year had more wins at KU than KU had at KU

        10 years ago at 6:37 pm
      7. math_is_hard

        Im a recent Mizzou grad and I most definitely want some border war bball back. Don’t worry about football, SEC teams can’t be associated with whatever that thing is you call a football program. That being said, I’ve never heard a KU fan call us classy and I’m a little disappointed my years of KU abuse (including several Quantrill jokes) could be forgotten so quickly. I need to verbally abuse jayhawks.

        10 years ago at 10:00 pm
    1. Zenger

      its a college campus tho thats where you find the biggest liberal idiots in the world

      10 years ago at 3:09 pm
  11. Sand_Hill_Alum

    I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that the vast majority of members in this “campus organization” spend their weekends playing dungeons and dragons, testing the newest kale vape flavors, and praising the immaculate accuracy of buzzfeed political videos

    10 years ago at 2:41 pm