Ohio University Set To Have The Lamest Greek Week In Recorded History Due To Pro-Trump Graffiti

Dan Regester10 years ago

Greek Week in Athens, Ohio is getting a major overhaul after members of an unnamed fraternity painted a pro-Trump message (seen above) on the graffiti wall next to Bentley Hall. The following letter was sent out to all of OU sorority and fraternity life addressing the “offensive” paint job and the consequent actions taken by school administrators to refocus and emphasis Greek Week on the values of unity, service and philanthropy.

tl;dr: OU Greek Week is now a raging bonerfest.

So rather than going through with the socials, traditional field day activities, or anything that could be remotely confused as enjoyable, Greeks will essentially be forced into a circle jerk, western gripping one another as they stroke off to the sweet melody of “Kumbayah.” All of the time and resources spent over the last few months planning those now axed events wasn’t in vain though, guys. By cutting out mixers and good, clean fun like dodgeball, we have solved racism on campus and made the university a fucking rainbow of equality. Unless you’re pro-Trump. If that’s the case, your kind’s not welcome in Athens, Ohio..