Hilarious Tinder Profiles That Actually Exist, Part 8

Tinder can be a scary place.

You don’t hear that too often.
codi
If you don’t get this Bon Iver reference, I don’t fuck with you.
brea
Put yourself out there why don’t ya, Brea.
dawn
Dawn begins the day, and Dawn saves the day.
pic1
A liiiiittle overboard on the emojis there, lady.

If you’ve come across an absurd Tinder profile or have had a hilarious Tinder interaction, send it to Jared@TotalFratMove.com

sarah
Do we think she actually measured her height when she’s on her knees or do we think that’s more of an estimate?
wil
What more could you want, ladies?
chase
I like how they added “get us both naked” onto the end, as if it wasn’t assumed.
joey
Pizza + pentagrams = right swipe
  1. Texas Tux and Oil

    Why did you black out the girls snapchat! Ive got like 3 Amazon gift cards and a half used Olive Garden card and I’m on a dry spell.

    9 years ago at 3:44 pm
  2. VandyConservative

    Pretty surprised that person had a mutual friend with pentagram guy

    9 years ago at 3:51 pm
  3. Audible

    That awkward moment when you recognize Mandy’s picture and realize its one of your Facebook friends.

    9 years ago at 12:43 am