This, folks, is what we call a Hail Mary.Short dude’s got game.Love this line. Great for foot fetishists. Hope it catches on.One of the best lines I’ve received in a while. Major kudos to this guy.BERN!!!#NAMEGAGS2016Great way to ask for some ass-to-nose.That was just too easy.Hello, Maxine.ENOUGH WITH YOUR WORD GAMES, NICHOLAS. OUT WITH IT ALREADY!
I hate to say it, but the quality of the wall pretty much falls on us. Decent posts are few and far between, so if the intern waits around for one and the wall isn’t updated in a week, we bitch about that. When the wall is updated daily with 95% Fail Friday worthy material, we bitch about that. If you’re dissatisfied with the wall, be the change you want to see in the world and submit something.
Bring quality back to the damn wall. What the fuck is up with those shitty ass posts from underachievers?
9 years ago at 8:21 amI hate to say it, but the quality of the wall pretty much falls on us. Decent posts are few and far between, so if the intern waits around for one and the wall isn’t updated in a week, we bitch about that. When the wall is updated daily with 95% Fail Friday worthy material, we bitch about that. If you’re dissatisfied with the wall, be the change you want to see in the world and submit something.
9 years ago at 9:09 amThat was oddly inspirational
9 years ago at 10:36 amYou’re right Mr. Sellers. It’s probably those HS frat stars. I retract my comment.
9 years ago at 10:55 amHe saw bigger tits in the western hemisphere in 1997. C’mon Jared, read.
9 years ago at 8:22 amWe need more info, though.
9 years ago at 8:36 amBased on the number of high schoolers on here I’m guessing he means his mom
9 years ago at 11:00 amCandice Johnson is a son of a bitch
9 years ago at 8:32 amUsing a butthole as a spitter. TFM?
9 years ago at 8:36 amCleaning it out with your pee. RFM
9 years ago at 10:27 amSurprisingly average sex. TFM
9 years ago at 9:09 amAverage is all you should want! Modern day sex is a fucking disgrace. I remember when it was strictly missionary for as long as it took me to finish
9 years ago at 10:27 pmas soon as youre off heroin youre probably at a better place in your life. she couldve moved from heroin to crack and id still consider it a step up.
9 years ago at 9:31 amIf I were Kum and Randy (or “Rhandi” as she calls it) I would have applied for a name change the moment it was possible.
9 years ago at 9:48 amThere’s been some impressive chest cannons in the developed world since the late 90’s. We need proof to substantiate this claim.
9 years ago at 10:05 am#TobaccoStuff2016 #RedneckStuff2106
9 years ago at 10:06 amI can already tell I’m about to take the L for the typo.
9 years ago at 10:07 amNo because both hashtags were ridiculously unfunny
9 years ago at 11:32 amGetting out in front of it. #TFM
9 years ago at 11:38 amI wish I was creative. If these are all homegrown lines I can’t even lie, it’s impressive.
9 years ago at 10:50 amFarm
9 years ago at 12:36 pm