Johnny Manziel Reportedly Trashed A $4.5 Million Malibu Mansion, Did All The Drugs

Johnny Manziel Reportedly Trashed A $4.5 Million Malibu Mansion, Did All The Drugs

Updated April 15, 11:15 a.m.

A video has emerged of the party where Manziel and his friends can be seen getting atrocious tattoos with a bunch of mediocre-looking girls, only to be seen in a car the next morning complaining about AirBNB who they rented the house from.

Seriously, guys. Put away your phones. This isn’t that hard.

Originally Published April 15, 9:00 a.m.

Call it stupidity, ignorance, or just trying to have a blast, but Johnny Manziel somehow just doesn’t “get it” on a lot of levels. I get it, he’s a 23-year-old. 23-year-olds make mistakes. But most 23-year-olds also don’t have the opportunity to play for an NFL team and stack millions of dollars which make his recent decisions seem all the more peculiar.

Case in point, Page Six is now reporting that Manziel recently rented a $4.5 million house in Malibu where they went hard. And not the type of “hard” where you wake up with a full cocktail made on your bedside table because you passed out before you could drink it. “Hard” as in the dude apparently thrashed the house while leaving behind a trail of coke, mushrooms, and booze. The owner of the house, Nicholas Goodwin, talked to Page Six about his findings when he checked up on Manziel who was supposed to check out at noon but was found passed out on the couch at 2 p.m. instead.

Per Page Six:

Goodwin tells Page Six he returned to the house to find it trashed and Manziel crashed on the sofa at 2 p.m. He said, “They were supposed to check out at noon. Manziel was passed out . . . There was cocaine all over the kitchen table, and mushrooms were still out on the table in front of him. There was booze everywhere . . . broken glasses over the floor and a Champagne glass in a tree.” He added, “If they don’t respond to our demand for compensation, we will sue.”

Unfortunately for Manziel, his idiocy wasn’t capped at just leaving shit strewn about the house because he decided to get destructive as hell and “broke an expensive glass table and a bathroom door, and left wine stains and cigarette burns on carpets.” And strangely enough, it’s also reported that numerous neighbors called the police regarding their “two all-night ragers,” including neighbor and horrible comic, Kathy Griffin (who I’m fairly sure was just pissed she wasn’t invited).

Page Six also obtained photos of the entire incident, none of which are that incriminating — unless you think a bunch of empties and a bag of shitty looking weed are out of the norm for a 23-year-old to have sitting out.

It’s reported that the total damage was about $32,000, which honestly, doesn’t seem like all that much to me when you consider the amount of baller shit that must be inside a $4.5 million Malibu mansion.

Neither Manziel, his lawyers, nor former-agent Drew Rosenhaus have responded to the allegations coming from Goodwin and the LAPD.

[via Page Six]

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  1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

    If you rent a house to Johnny football, and are surprised that he trashed it, you are an idiot

    10 years ago at 9:07 am
  2. FrattyMacDaddyTFM

    Embarrassing at this point. Why can’t we forget about this guy like we’ve forgotten about JeMarcus Russell?

    10 years ago at 9:07 am
  3. ThePatternIsFull

    I would argue that your use of “all the drugs” is not necessarily on point. I didn’t see Weed, Mr. Brownstone, Meth, Aderall, Crack, ecstasy, any opioids, LSD, acid, Spice, Morphine, spray paint, Krokodil, 2C-P, Suboxone, Mescaline, DMT, Oxy, Hydro, or dextromethorphan. So I would argue that your list is a little lacking.

    10 years ago at 9:09 am
    1. SixtyOneNovember

      And I would argue that morphine, suboxone, oxy and hydro are considered opioids.

      10 years ago at 10:21 am
  4. guest69

    He’s pulling TFMs left and right! Should be Trumps Vice President, he’ll turn the White House in to a frat house

    10 years ago at 9:11 am
  5. SteveHoltOnDrugs

    The “He’s just a kid and kids do stupid things” excuse doesn’t work anymore. He’s the same age as Carson Wentz, who seems to have his act together.

    10 years ago at 9:17 am
  6. HottyToddysd

    A TFM here’s something for y’all: a university email should be required to sign up for a TFM account. Keep out the highschoolers and dead beat 30 year olds. #MakeTFMGreatAgain

    10 years ago at 9:21 am
    1. The ATF Store

      TFM already caters to a limited segment of the populous. Their business thrives on try hard high schoolers and shameless 30 year olds.

      10 years ago at 9:52 am
      1. HottyToddysd

        You can still visit the app and enjoy their content on other social medias, the only additions of an account is you can comment and submit things.

        10 years ago at 10:01 am
  7. GeneralChocha

    I recognize that place from Brazzers. Hardly the biggest atrocity that has happened there.

    10 years ago at 9:25 am
    1. GeneralChocha

      Just Google Brazzers and keep going until you find it. I promise it will be the easiest research you’ve ever done.

      10 years ago at 12:23 pm
      1. Chedda B 225

        Look at the guy too proud to watch porn. Looks like the only exercise he’s gonna get today is Minecraft

        10 years ago at 12:52 pm
      2. Jingles

        They release 2 new videos a day. That is too much work. The least he could do is narrow it down. Like, I think that one had Kendra Lust.

        10 years ago at 3:33 pm
      3. DornFromMajorLeague

        I checked. There are 6575 individual scenes on Brazzers. My dick would literally fall off before I got 1/50th of the way through that research.

        10 years ago at 3:41 pm
  8. geed_N_proud

    Honestly, the “kid is just 23 years old” excuse is bullshit at this point. Every 23 year old I know seems to manage having a social life and doing their job without this type of behavior. Kid needs help

    10 years ago at 9:32 am