A match made in heaven.Welp, I’m horny.Death by boobies.Little does he know, Jennifer has just recruited him into the hardest street gang in Gary, Indiana. He would die 2 months later during a drive-by shooting outside of a Long John Silver’s.Never meet up with a lefty, Jill. Run.This guy did his research. If you want to understand his message, I suggest you do too.She asks the important questions.Having a specified time for your evening rub and tug. It’s a TFM.Probably not that much.She kinda ruined it with that last one. Pretty lame.
Seeing as how you created your account today I’ll be merciless and just inform you that not quite how shit works around here. Give it a couple of months then try again pal.
That last girl is a closet freak she just doesn’t know yet….
9 years ago at 9:24 amSon that’s your mom..
9 years ago at 2:37 pmSeeing as how you created your account today I’ll be merciless and just inform you that not quite how shit works around here. Give it a couple of months then try again pal.
9 years ago at 3:59 pmThanks dad
9 years ago at 4:53 pmDid the last guy put Catholic in his profile or do they go to Notre Dame?
9 years ago at 9:27 amThat sounds like what a Creighton girl would say.
9 years ago at 10:47 amSam is direct and to the point. I’d like to think that he got his snack of choice.
9 years ago at 9:29 amA year and a half later and these are still one of the best columns every week. Don’t fuck it up.
9 years ago at 9:29 amHe won’t. And Jared definitely doesn’t need advice from you.
9 years ago at 9:31 amThe 6 day war one was actually one if the funniest things I’ve ever read
9 years ago at 9:30 amCatholic girls are bitches in the streets, but Jesus Christ can they get freaky in the sheets
9 years ago at 9:34 amIt’s true, I got a OTPHJ at a CYO dance in 7th grade. Whenever I hear Soulja Boy’s “Kiss me thru the phone”, I get instant nostalgia.
9 years ago at 11:31 amThe fact that this wasn’t two pages really fucked me up
9 years ago at 10:13 amFavorite junk food being pussy. TFM
9 years ago at 10:31 amUsing the space bar. RFM.
9 years ago at 10:43 amGod I hate whoever was talking to Jennifer. Little bitch and his cuddle gang
9 years ago at 12:47 amI made it, a convo of mine made it to my favorite recurring article. This is the highlight of my life up to this point.
9 years ago at 12:05 am