Anal is always the answer. #BUTTSTUFF2016That’s commitment.He pegged her (double entendre!).A little contrived, but #NAMEGAGS2016 nonetheless.That went better than expected.#NAMEGAGS2016She nipped that one right in the bud.He had me at “earwax candles.”Harvard guys pull.Well. Fuckin’. Done.
And Brandi, Brooke, Brittany and Carri all, without a doubt, are from the same trailer park. And they’ve probably handled more redneck boomsticks than Danica Patrick
Meh she probably heard that pick up line already, doesn’t seem like she was having any of it. Megan on the other hand looks like my type of girl, supporting the buttstuff movement
Cmon, you don’t think he’s actually in Junior High, do you? Do you think I’m actually Steve Holt? I want to see what kind of material he comes up with. It could be pretty funny. I always thought StallionDaMan was hilarious.
“Barbie” is probably a 300 pound African American woman who works in my campus Chick Fil A.
9 years ago at 8:58 amAnd Brandi, Brooke, Brittany and Carri all, without a doubt, are from the same trailer park. And they’ve probably handled more redneck boomsticks than Danica Patrick
9 years ago at 9:11 amChandler’s match is a keeper
9 years ago at 8:59 amMeh she probably heard that pick up line already, doesn’t seem like she was having any of it. Megan on the other hand looks like my type of girl, supporting the buttstuff movement
9 years ago at 9:04 amMegan is a catch
9 years ago at 10:14 amJared, you fantasize about Arnold’s poopoohole? That means…you’re Fabulous!
9 years ago at 9:06 amGabriella=Gold Digger. And that is what makes America beautiful.
9 years ago at 9:19 amI’ve been trying to get Tinder going at my school, but all the girls just want to hold hands and shit. Fuck that. I’m ready for high school already
9 years ago at 10:00 amCome back in 4 or 5 years bud.
9 years ago at 10:22 amOr never
9 years ago at 11:29 amIsn’t there an age limit on Tinder?
9 years ago at 10:23 amNot for Dorn.
9 years ago at 11:44 amYou, my little stupid friend, are the main reason this website is going to shit.
9 years ago at 11:07 amCmon, you don’t think he’s actually in Junior High, do you? Do you think I’m actually Steve Holt? I want to see what kind of material he comes up with. It could be pretty funny. I always thought StallionDaMan was hilarious.
9 years ago at 1:16 pmi think we should encourage this guy and see where he goes with it.
9 years ago at 11:59 amI hope you drop out of high school due to a meth addiction. The world needs ditch diggers too.
9 years ago at 12:01 pmBrittany seems like the girl who’d be a “first date anal” story
9 years ago at 10:29 am