Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 93
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

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scamp
That was difficult to watch.
sydney
I think we have a winner, folks!!!
domi
#NAMEGAGS2016
marco
I’m gonna go with “yes.”
madison
Damn, thought that caveat was gonna seal the deal.

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tucker
She didn’t think you did until you said you didn’t.
emily
Penis be with you. And also with you.
hannah
Very cordial.
maggie
Big food guy, I see.
palma
#NAMEGAGS2016
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    2. ImHereForTheGangbang

      I like the original better so I’m sticking with that. The Vatican can go fuck itself.

      9 years ago at 12:08 pm
      1. RisingFratstarOfTX

        I’d be careful. Vatican is like the TFM staff of religion, they’ll blackball anyone who pisses them off.

        9 years ago at 1:44 pm
  7. UMaverick

    There needs to be a best of column for the 100th. put intern Sheila on it since it doesn’t seem like she does anything else in the office

    9 years ago at 9:26 am
  8. RisingFratstarOfTX

    Talkin about salads and hot dogs and fish. Didn’t know Guy Fieri had a tinder game.

    9 years ago at 9:27 am
  10. DubyasLeftNut

    I cringed whenever I saw intern Shirley’s name. Just the sheer thought of her was enough to make me go flaccid.

    9 years ago at 1:44 pm