Power Ranking The Races
9 years ago

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The subject of race is not an easy one to take on. The topic is understandably controversial. As such, I’ve treated each race with the utmost respect, and I ask everyone reading to do the same. This article is meant to celebrate the uniqueness of all races, not create a division between them.

Click on the next page to reveal our 10th through 6th ranked races.

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  3. Jonah_Chill

    I read the headline before the image loaded…was interested in seeing where you were going to go with that

    9 years ago at 11:55 am
    1. Keep It Buttery

      If by “sense of humor” you mean “racist agenda,” maybe! I’m telling the police!

      9 years ago at 1:26 pm
      1. SmallCollegeGuy

        People read an entire satire article and then this comment just goes right over there heads…

        9 years ago at 2:53 pm
      4. Keep It Buttery

        I’m going to create 45 separate accounts and make this the biggest comment comeback of all time. Brb.

        9 years ago at 3:32 pm
    2. Fratrick Henry III

      Boosh is the only thing keeping Grandex afloat, because lord knows little Suzy isn’t pumping out any worthwhile content.

      9 years ago at 7:20 am
    1. Bush Light

      Also, the fucking wedge-shaped car was the best car you could make, with a wide wheel base. That is, until the communists there made regulations and had thorough inspections (you bet your bottom dollar though that we still put a little extra graphite on those axles.)

      9 years ago at 12:15 pm
    2. House of Paign

      I’m sure no one ever drilled holes in the bottom, inserted lead weights, then painted over so it looked like the wood was untouched. No one at all.

      9 years ago at 12:08 am
      1. GeedsAreRuiningAmerica

        That’s literally how you do it. The Boy Scout office sold the lead weights.

        9 years ago at 11:15 am
      2. House of Paign

        So that’s why so many kids were doing it. All this time I thought my friends and I were being sneaky.

        9 years ago at 4:25 pm
    1. Bush Light

      I’d love to see them post a huge op-ed about this and how TFM is racist, only to be told to read the fucking article first.

      9 years ago at 12:12 pm
    1. bourboncountry

      I didnt get to the top five before posting this…you can still go fuck yourself though.

      9 years ago at 12:21 pm