Guy Hides In Girl’s Closet After Her Boyfriend Comes Home, Live-Tweets The Whole Damn Thing
9 years ago

One of my worst nightmares is to start sleeping with a girl who has a boyfriend and that information is unbeknownst to me. Guys get pissed when they find their woman playing the no pants dance with another man, especially when it’s happening at her place. That’s how jealous murders happen.

One man, who goes by the name of “brad pitt adopted me” on Twitter (great name, btw), knows exactly what this feeling is like. Earlier this week while he was over at his girl’s house, her actual boyfriend came home so homie had to hide out for a while in her closet. He even documented the whole thing on Twitter.

Glad to see our boy “brad pitt adopted me” make it out alive and unharmed. Even got himself a nice meal and a good drink. Props to the girl for giving him a Capri Sun. That shit is delicious.

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    9 years ago at 11:36 am
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    9 years ago at 11:44 am
    1. Busch deLight

      And white. Fat white girls drink regular Coke and skinny white girls drink Diet Coke. Black girls drink Sprite and orange Crush.

      9 years ago at 12:50 pm
      1. IglooButts

        I think fat girls are 10x more likely to make a spectacle out of drinking diet cokes because they want the world to congratulate them.

        9 years ago at 1:57 pm
      2. Rihanna Deserved It

        can confirm. fucked a lot of fat girls, they love diet coke. means they can feel better about getting chips and guac since there’s no calories in their soda.

        9 years ago at 5:04 pm