Hammered Geriatrics Brawl Outside Russian Nursing Home

    1. BobMotherFuckingBarker

      I genuinely admire the lack of self awareness dorn expressed by posting that article

      9 years ago at 2:19 pm
    2. Fraddington_bear

      I actually took the time to read that entire abortion of an article as objectively as I coukd, and can yet again confirm she has the personality of an Applebee’s dishrag.

      9 years ago at 2:34 pm
      1. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        She just isn’t funny or interesting. I would much rather have a QandA with Dan, DeVry, or Boosh. They are at least funny. Sidney comes across as being annoyed by having to write the thing.

        9 years ago at 5:55 pm
      2. SphincteralMicturation

        Her “answers” are getting worse and worse. What the fuck is the point of doing a weekly Q&A of all you’re going to do is be a genuinely snotty bitch to everyone? It’s neither funny nor worthwhile to read.

        9 years ago at 12:42 am
    3. OutOfState

      I was mad she said the girl had a “negative” ratio of followers to following. You mean less than 1…dumbass.

      9 years ago at 2:43 pm
    4. Fratcohol

      intern Simon, please can you explain the lack of fail friday. I know you keep saying you have nothing to do with it but looking at your picture i can only assume you are a liar

      9 years ago at 4:21 pm
    5. Nie Sass

      How come when we relentlessly made fun of Steve Holt nothing happened but as soon as we talk bad about Intern Sam they freak out and remove the comment section? Sexism works two ways

      9 years ago at 4:46 pm
  1. P.G.T Beauregard

    This is for intern skull fuck’s article below. Nobody gets your sense of humor because you aren’t funny. You aren’t hot either. People, stop clicking the article and avoid it and TFM will stop posting them because for them it’s all about advertising and clicks.

    9 years ago at 2:16 pm
    1. P.G.T Beauregard

      Oh Von Miller commented on one of your pics on TFM girls? And a guy who was picked first in the NBA draft? Sounds like a bunch of guys who want to make you a single mom

      9 years ago at 2:19 pm
      1. Jabba the PizzaHutt

        We tried that tactic earlier with the chive articles. Sadly, it didn’t work.

        9 years ago at 7:01 pm
      2. P.G.T Beauregard

        That’s an advertiser, what does she bring to TFM? Saggy tits? Fuck that

        9 years ago at 12:21 am
    2. Aubrey Drake Graham

      She’s not funny, but I gotta admit the bitchiness is kind of a turn on for me. That’ll be the last one I read since it’s not interesting either, but come on man, don’t lie to yourself and say she isn’t hot. She’s hot, she just doesn’t have any other good qualities

      9 years ago at 12:39 am
      1. The ATF Store

        I be you it was Uncle Joseph, you know, the one with the yellow Infiniti.

        9 years ago at 9:20 am
  2. fratstar570

    New content? Just because this was posted on youtube beginning of May doesn’t mean it’s new…pretty sure I saw this 2 years ago on BroBible or some shit.

    9 years ago at 2:18 pm
  3. Cartier

    She is sticking with that Most Humorous story. My god OJ there is evidence showing everywhere that isn’t true

    9 years ago at 2:24 pm
  4. lax bro6294

    Intern Shelby, did you actually believe your long distance boyfriend when he said his friends were immature for chasing one night stands and that he was going straight to bed after ending your Skype calls at 10 PM on a Friday?

    9 years ago at 2:27 pm
  5. ThatBrit

    Lol Dorn gave Intern Stalin a good ole spankin last week and told her to stop bitching at us. Still a little salty, but getting better

    9 years ago at 2:28 pm
  6. ThatBrit

    Intern Steve, when you rinse your mouth out with bleach after every meal, is it primarily to whiten your teeth or to clean your mouth of the food you just made yourself throw up down the toilet?

    9 years ago at 2:32 pm
  7. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Why is intern Snarly still here? Is school not out yet? Shouldn’t she be waking up hungover and chewing a plan b pill?

    9 years ago at 2:45 pm
  8. gobacktoohio

    “My dad is a sports agent and I’m around professional athletes all day and I’m better than them they are peasants”

    9 years ago at 2:46 pm
    1. Fraddington_bear

      I’m pretty sure the word peasant was created solely to describe people who attend Texas State so she might want to take it down a notch with the uppity shit.

      9 years ago at 2:55 pm
      1. Fratrick Henry III

        I would say she was using it ironically, but I don’t think Suzy knows how to do that.

        9 years ago at 3:29 pm