Vegan Attempts To Climb Mt. Everest To Prove “Vegans Can Do Anything,” Doesn’t Make It Down Because She’s Dead Now
In news that shouldn’t surprise anybody, a couple of climbers and vegan advocates trying to prove it’s possible to summit Everest on a strict vegan diet have died.
From Time:
Maria Strydom, 34, had reached the final camp from the summit before she and her husband, Robert Gropel, both began suffering from high-altitude pulmonary edema, which caused fluid to build up in Strydom’s brain, the Washington Post reports.
Strydom had sought out to prove that she could scale the mountain while on a vegan diet.
I guess not.
Vegans, your diet is perfectly fine to support physical tasks such as complaining about things and being condescending to everybody else at restaurants. But to do something like climbing the tallest mountain in the world, you need to have some real, red-blooded animal protein. It’s just chemistry. Take a look at the top of Everest: There’s only snow up there. No plants. They’re not designed to go that high. So why’d you think plant fuel would get you up to the roof of the world and back?
Still, on some level, every death is a tragedy, so to lighten the mood, I’ll leave you with this: (hopefully it will be enough to get your girlfriend out of that phase she’s in)
[via Time]
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9 years ago at 11:08 amDark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
9 years ago at 3:46 pmWhat’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair
9 years ago at 11:12 amBa dum bum tsshh
9 years ago at 11:51 amDid you hear about the gay guy in the car accident? He was a fruit now he’s a vegetable
9 years ago at 12:36 pmDeserves it
9 years ago at 11:17 amYou’re why most people despise greeks.
9 years ago at 1:56 pm“Still, on some level, every death is a tragedy, so to lighten the mood, I’ll leave you with this:”
You should try the English language sometime, it’s nice.
9 years ago at 11:19 amSuhhhh dude.
9 years ago at 11:41 amI’ll have a vodka a suh duh
9 years ago at 11:48 am^Got degree in English. Eloquently takes orders at the McDonald’s drive-thru.
9 years ago at 4:18 pmIt’s more likely that they died due to lack of oxygen from never shutting the fuck up about how they are Vegan.
9 years ago at 11:20 amshe also had climbed the highest peaks on almost every continent. have some respect.
9 years ago at 11:26 amNo thanks, I’ll just have a water.
9 years ago at 12:37 pmApparently not Asia’s highest peak
9 years ago at 10:41 pmPerhaps sydnee was trying to prove you can be an intern on a vegan diet.
9 years ago at 11:45 amOh you got her!
9 years ago at 12:49 amNonetheless someone died. Show some respect regardless of their lifestyle man.
9 years ago at 11:59 amPeople die all the time, take a joke.
9 years ago at 1:36 pmLSD’S sense of humor just died, show some respect.
9 years ago at 4:15 pmI wonder if you would joke about their deaths to their family members faces. See if it’s still a joke then.
9 years ago at 4:41 pmAll respect went out the door when this was posted on tfm. Cry about it
9 years ago at 4:57 pmVegans and homosexuals are very similar. They both think everyone else gives a shit what they put in their mouths.
9 years ago at 12:05 pm3,000 feet up, “Hey did I tell you I’m a vegan”
9 years ago at 12:52 pm