Give This 12-Year-Old Whiz Kid College Student A Bid
Well boys, it looks like we have a genius on our hands. Tanishq Abraham has been accepted to both UC Davis and UC Santa Cruz at the ripe old age of twelve, where he will be able to transfer as a junior.
From CNN Money:
“I was really excited when I got into Santa Cruz and UC Davis. I’ve been waiting to transfer for a few years now,” he told CNNMoney. “This was a really big moment for me.”
That’s right, college won’t exactly be new for Tanishq. He’s been attending community college part time since he was 7, received his high school diploma at 10 and has already earned three degrees from a community college in Sacramento.
Three degrees from a community college? It took our own Jared Borislow nearly five years to complete community college, though he was fratting hard full-time. This kid has everything you need to succeed in both college and fraternity life. Give him a bid now and he will be done with pledgeship within a week or two. He’ll make for one hell of a scholarship chair, graduate in a year or so, and be a prominent alum by the time he can legally vote in an election. It’s a win-win for everyone.
Just make sure to water down his beer a little, as you don’t want to knock the poor guy out..
[via CNN Money]
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9 years ago at 11:07 ambeats me, couch, beats me.
9 years ago at 12:13 pmThere’s a button for agreeing with somebody champ.
9 years ago at 2:22 pmThere’s a button for disagreeing with someone champ
9 years ago at 1:00 amYeah but the kid doesn’t pull no girl would want to talk to him
9 years ago at 11:10 amYou mean most girls aren’t down to clown with a 12-year-old Indian kid? I must be having an atypical college experience.
9 years ago at 11:46 amJust wait until they see his bank account in a few years…
9 years ago at 11:46 ambut he’d pull for you. The girls would see him, find him adorable, and then find you attractive for being like an older brother to him. or it’d remind them of their dad issues and you’re in anyway. Bid.
9 years ago at 4:26 pmDorn would bid him in a heartbeat
9 years ago at 11:10 amAll though this is super awesome that he’s accomplished this much at such a young age. I would hope their parents met him be a kid and have a childhood instead of making him grow so fucking fast.
9 years ago at 11:11 amWith a name like that, very unlikely
9 years ago at 11:55 amKinda like that Asian father skit on Family Guy?
“You Doctah yet?”
“No dad, I’m 12”
“Call me when you Doctah”
9 years ago at 2:24 pmSpeeding through college. NF.
9 years ago at 11:12 amNerd
9 years ago at 11:16 amToo bad UCSC and Davis have horse shit fraternities.
9 years ago at 11:37 amThere some really good pussy at Davis though. Half of them work at centerfolds
9 years ago at 11:56 amHe looks like he’d make your chapters GPA skyrocket
9 years ago at 11:50 amBut what’s his Chill-2-Pull ratio?
9 years ago at 6:18 pmI thought you had to be 18 to join greek life. I remember this girl on my floor freshman year crying because she wasn’t old enough and had to wait a semester.
9 years ago at 12:30 pm