College Football Recruits Reveal Which School Has Best Unis, Coaches, And More

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College football recruiting is a dog-eat-dog world. To be the best, you have to have the best. Top notch coaching staffs, lavish facilities, the best academics (for the smart recruits that is), best shot at going pro, and, of course, the best uniforms. Which schools do it better than the rest, though? As an average fan, we can argue back and forth about who is better (SMU clearly reigns supreme in every category).

SB Nation and Pick Six Previews decided to go about answering these questions in a better form, by surveying current college football recruits. SB Nation surveyed 31 of the top 100 recruits for 2017, while Pick Six surveyed 100 recruits from the 2017 and 2018 classes. SB Nation took care of all the surveys that didn’t include the uniforms.

Best Head Coach

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Not shocking that Saban comes in at number one. What does surprise me here is that Kirby Smart made the cut. Dude has been a head coach for a total sum of zero games and kids are already crowning him one of the best head coaches in the game.

Best Coaching Staff

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“Like them all” is such a cop out answer. Man up and give a damn answer, son.

Best Facilities

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Iowa making the list shocks me. Where are they getting all the money to pump out sweet facilities? I mean corn commodity prices have taken a dive from where they were two years ago.

Best Football Conference

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Big 12 is so bad that recruits don’t care or choose a non-Power 5 conference over them. Ouch.

Best Uniforms

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But which of Oregon’s 300 jersey combinations are their favorite? Call me a traditionalist, but I’m a big fan of the old school style uniforms that teams like Alabama, Texas, and Penn State wear. Simple, yet effective. Speaking of those schools…

Worst Uniforms

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Alabama can have the worst unis according to recruits but they’ll still get them to commit because, well, they are Alabama.

Favorite Sports Apparel Brand

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Adidas over Under Armour? Russell Athletic making the cut? What areas of the country are these kids from? I’m Nike through and through, but even Under Armour would be my only other option. As Boobie Miles once eloquently put it, “Adidas can’t hold a nickel to Nike.”

Favorite Fast Food Joint

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At least the kids are eating well — minus the three idiots that picked In N’ Out Burger. Place is garbage.

[via SB Nation, Pick Six Previews]

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  1. Pure-blood

    Harrison, you remind me of the fat guy from the dude perfect videos. When I see your articles I want to punch you in your face.
    You were even too lazy to replicate that data in excel and make the colors easier to tell which coach/school they were representing.

    9 years ago at 2:14 pm
  2. Jameson Von Budweiser

    Calling In-N-Out garbage is something a hipster would say to be edgy and controversial

    9 years ago at 2:15 pm
    1. Toon Squad

      Don’t know what those recruits are thinking, five guys is best burger chain in the country. I’ve gotten so fat off of those Cajun fries.

      9 years ago at 2:52 pm
  3. Hoark the Haggard

    I may just be speaking for myself but, I could give a rats ass about this information. Definitely did not warrant an article.

    9 years ago at 2:21 pm
  4. THEosuNattyBoh

    Cuz nothing makes a pie chart easier to read than all being slightly different shades of red or red lines

    9 years ago at 2:58 pm
  5. Shut up Meg

    Call me old school but, despite my hatred for the school and program, psu’s uniforms are classic.

    9 years ago at 2:59 pm
    1. Bush Light

      A lot of the “worst uniforms” are classics. Bama, PSU, U of M, Texas, Southern Cal. Goes to show that these recruits probably don’t care about tradition as much as being flashy.

      9 years ago at 3:13 pm
    2. JayFratler

      All of the recruits nowadays just want over the top and flashy uniforms. Oregons uni’s are ugly imo

      9 years ago at 3:51 pm
    3. 144agemo

      I respect the continuity seeing as my Panthers are either changing their uniform style, logo or head coach every other season. And I love the creamery. Otherwise fuck everything that is the State Penn.

      9 years ago at 11:40 pm