Ignoring the "No Glass Allowed By Pool" sign.

  1. fratstar570

    Two pictures on TFM in two days? I doubt that bottle of champagne quenched your “thirst.”

    9 years ago at 9:54 am
  2. StoryTeller

    How much do you hate yourself that you resort to posting pictures on TFM for likes?

    Also, what diameter are your nipples?

    9 years ago at 10:08 am
    1. SirCarlosIII

      Judging by her bottle-chugging-form I would say they are a solid half inch. Flawless correlation.

      9 years ago at 5:39 pm
    2. Ogre

      It’s not a question whether she’ll do butt stuff, it’s a question of how much stuff you can put in her butt.

      9 years ago at 7:06 am
  3. GeebsNotGeeds

    Plot twist, she’s a total hardo and will bring glass to the pool. This changes everything, I’ll totally follow you on social media now, Em. Jk. Suck down my shaft’s juices like cheap champagne bitch.

    9 years ago at 11:23 am
  4. SphincteralMicturation

    I don’t care how attractive you are; this new trend of girls submitting their shit to TFM is the fucking lamest thing ever.

    9 years ago at 11:40 am
  5. J.W. Dundee

    If you like mediocre champagne, then you’ll love the equally disappointing peen I have tucked into my waistband

    9 years ago at 1:13 pm