We Got Called Out For Body Shaming
Batten down the hatches; we’re taking heavy fire. Respected national college publication HerCampus has launched a rebuttal to our very own The Therapist’s column about why girls should stop wearing high-waisted bikinis. The woman who wrote the reaction piece to that column had me pleasantly surprised, as it was mostly coherent and well-written.
Much like another publication that loves to critique us, HerCampus articles range from broken, incoherent word-dumps to quite solid writing. So I’ll give credit where credit is due. Now let’s break down some of the points that our friend at HerCampus makes.
From HerCampus:
The main points in the article that “proved” why women should stop wearing high-waisted bikinis and “get back to being cheeky” were as follows:
“They look like something our moms would wear.”
OK, and my mom is an awesome, independent woman who doesn’t give a sh*t what you think so what’s your point here? Are we seriously going to sit here and go through a woman’s wardrobe and tell her that she can’t wear something because she’s “too young” to be wearing such a thing?
Now wait just a minute. We love moms here at TFM. And no, we are not going to sit here and go through a woman’s wardrobe. I don’t have all fucking day.
Here’s one of my favorite quotes from this paragraph, “Most college girls aren’t willing to give up their margaritas and late night pizza long enough to allow these Pull-Ups disguised as bikinis to look good.” Well, at least he knows us “college girls” love our margs because this article had me in desperate need of one (or twelve).
A humblebrag about how much she drinks? She should be working for us.
How will women ever feel comfortable in their skin if articles like this continue to be published? It should be every girl’s ultimate goal to wear whatever outfit she wants based on her beauty standards. If you’re a guy, I challenge you to think of a time you’ve ever body-shamed a woman in your life for something she chose to wear. Now, imagine a boy doing this to your 13-year-old or even 21-year-old daughter. Or even your sister. Is this how you would want somebody to treat her, leaving her to believe that she should abide by the “if you got it, flaunt it” rule?
Woah, now. As much as I understand that articles like this don’t exist in a vacuum, I have a hard time believing that any real harm has been done here. Our website was founded nearly 70 years ago as a place of one part satire and three parts dick jokes. Ideally, nobody that can’t understand the underlying satire will read the piece anyway. If they do, however, then we certainly hope they won’t see any of our content about trying to bring back bullying, killing bees, porn workouts, and burning your house down. That would be pretty damaging as well.
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[via HerCampus]
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9 years ago at 11:53 amyou really showed her! next time let Dan handle the rebuttle. there were several missed opportunites to slam her.
9 years ago at 11:58 amIdk why you were downvoted. This is the only thing Dan is good for besides babe of the day and stuffing his fat gullet with cheeto puffs.
9 years ago at 12:04 pmIll say once more, Dan Regester is the DH of writing. He hasn’t quite mastered the art of satire or fitness to earn a permanent place in the field, but what very few things he does well, he does very well.
9 years ago at 7:09 pmI don’t see the problem. This whole Fat is Beautiful Too shit infuriates me because not only is cellulite visually unappealing but it is actually unhealthy to these people; I don’t see society still running around preaching that smoking cigarettes is cool.
9 years ago at 11:59 amAlthough I agree with you to an extent, I think it may be more of a mental health issue.
Eating disorders, depression, hell even suicide can be linked to “body shaming.”
You don’t see anyone killing themselves because they’re judged for being a smoker. They don’t give a fuck. Not as easy to not care when dudes are visibly pointing and laughing at the whale at the gym or who wanders into your fraternity house.
It’s a touchy subject IMO.
9 years ago at 12:02 pmWell society ignored the fact that being over weight is unhealthy hence the name “over (a healthy) weight”. Obesity is an epidemic. Anyone over weight who gets their feelings hurt by societies “standards” is really just feeling guilty for being fat and too lazy to admit it’s their own fault and do something about it
9 years ago at 12:37 pmThis guy loves fatties!
9 years ago at 12:38 pmFat chicks give the best head my friend.
9 years ago at 1:10 pmWhen you only fuck with fat chicks, I’m sure they do.
9 years ago at 1:21 pmThats such a dumb stereotype. Its girls who give a lot of head who are good at giving head. Some fat girls are good at giving head b/c they realize no man is going to fuck them so thats all they do. Similarly sluts are just as good at giving head b/c they do it all the time. They’re usually better to look at too. Slut head > fatty head.
9 years ago at 3:35 pmI prefer to fuck them between their multiple Chins
9 years ago at 5:34 pmThen you’d have a great time with Dan.
9 years ago at 5:35 pmGirls who give a lot of head give the best head.
9 years ago at 8:52 pmLook up the death statistics from obesity vs. the death death statistics from anorexia and then tell me again how “dangerous” body shaming is.
9 years ago at 1:27 pmSeriously Brilliant
9 years ago at 12:23 amNo, it’s not a mental health issue. Those mental health issues already have criteria for diagnoses and even titles. Obesity isn’t one of them. It’s a physical health issue. And here’s the fucking fun part about why you’re wrong. It’s your shitty diet that will actually cause mental issues – poor memory, imbalanced hormones, high cortisol/stress, reduced cognitive function. And the list is endless regarding the mental health benefits of exercise. For fuck’s sake, do a little research on how simply walking for 10 minutes boosts your mental health.
9 years ago at 6:32 amThere is a very clear and established directionality for the relationship between diet/exercise and mental health. By the way, two major symptoms of clinical depression: anhedonia and appetite loss.
There’s nothing wrong with thinking physical imperfections like obesity is unappealing. It a natural reaction on a instinctive level. The “Fat is Beautiful” is a crutch that lazy people use to justify their lifestyle.
9 years ago at 1:11 pmNo Fat Chicks.
9 years ago at 12:00 pmI’ll proudly stand by your side when Hillary throws you in a body-shaming gulag
9 years ago at 12:44 pmbody shaming gulag might not be too bad. at least fat chicks wont be there.
9 years ago at 1:51 pmLook, I understand and (somewhat) sympathize with individuals who cannot control their state of obesity… For example, those who might have a disease/condition that prevents them from exercising. However, it is those who possess dangerously high levels of body fat and don’t do anything about it that get on my nerves. Oftentimes, the latter group is comprised of those complaining about “fat shaming” and things of the sort. Get some exercise, eat shitty food only in moderation, and turn your life around. I promise you’ll feel better about yourself and walk with confidence as a result. My comment was merely a joke on a SATIRICAL college humor site… Most of these are, and that needs to be known. I’ve stated my views, and in conclusion, don’t get offended if it’s something you’re in total control of.
9 years ago at 2:27 pmTo be honest the best solution is to let natural selection work its magic on the heavies. If the fat isn’t a health concern it’s not a concern If the fat is to a level that it’s unhealthy they’ll either get rid of it or die early and alone. Don’t say a word, just sit back and let Darwinism take over. No toes stepped on, no feminists outraged, no PR nightmares. Don’t sweat it guys, at least not as much as a whale taking the stairs
9 years ago at 10:18 pmThey look like diapers. Case closed
9 years ago at 12:01 pmIf women don’t want to be body shamed maybe they should spend a little less time writing shit online and a little more time on the elliptical.
9 years ago at 12:04 pmDan should take heed of that advice.
9 years ago at 12:05 pmEh, I’d titty fuck him.
9 years ago at 12:06 pm“my mom is an awesome, independent woman who doesn’t give a sh*t what you think” Her dad must be miserable.
9 years ago at 12:13 pmNot since the divorce. He’s wondering why he didn’t bail out earlier.
9 years ago at 1:24 pmThey are going to love my column titled “When It’s Okay To Call A Girl Fat”
9 years ago at 12:15 pmSHOTS FIRED NOISE
RAP SIREN NOISE
FETTY WAP NOISE
JSUWIWHSHAHHAHAWHHA
9 years ago at 12:16 pm“I like Facebook and instagram. Does that mean I should be a mass comm major?” – HerCampus
9 years ago at 12:41 pmIf I ever had a daughter, rest assured she’s not going to be some heiffer.
9 years ago at 1:04 pm