Porn Stars Give Advice On How To Give The Perfect Handjob

    1. NatashaQuinnn

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      9 years ago at 2:56 pm
  1. bourboncountry

    What sort of research has led you all to the conclusion that your readers want to know how to give the perfect handjob? Fuck all of you.

    9 years ago at 11:49 am
  2. DornFromMajorLeague

    Did this give anyone else a boner? It gave me a boners, and now I’ve got some vigorous, twisting self-reflection ahead of me.

    9 years ago at 11:52 am
    1. JJMango

      Unless the boner came at the point where that girl was talking about fingering an asshole I think you’re all good.

      9 years ago at 6:51 pm
    1. Cartier

      Usual stuff

      ‘I’m so hot’

      ‘I’m so funny’

      ‘I’m so bright’

      ‘Texas State is a legit school’

      Etc

      9 years ago at 1:09 pm
  3. dirtybarnmucker

    nothin better than a good ole dry handy. throw the dehumidifier on and bring out the sandpaper cause i want that thing feeling like the arabian desert

    9 years ago at 12:04 pm
  4. MuChapter

    The perfect handjob transitions to a blow job where I’m not asked to return the favor.

    9 years ago at 12:22 pm
  5. nolenation44

    And then after the hand job I’ll head on over to the roller rink to tell all the 7th graders how cool I am.

    9 years ago at 3:14 pm