Can’t Make It In Male Athletics? Identify As A Chick And Dominate Like This Alaskan Teen

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A flood of controversy has stirred over in the Alaska high school women’s track and field community over the last week. After smoking girls and leaving her female competition in the dust throughout the season, a male-to-female transgender student received all-state honors. Senior Nattaphon “Ice” Wangyot from Haines High School finished 5th in the 100 meter dash and 3rd in the 200 meter dash during the state championship meet.

From Breitbart:

“I don’t know what’s politically correct to say, but in my opinion your gender is what you’re born with” said Peyton Young, another competitor at the meet, in a comment to Alaska Dispatch News. “It’s the DNA. Genetically a guy has more muscle mass than a girl, and if he’s racing against a girl, he may have an advantage.”

Sounds like someone’s just a little butthurt over losing. Sure, it’s a fact that she may genetically be leaner, more muscular, and prone to be overall faster, but pointing that out makes you an ignorant asshole in society’s eyes. Get with the times. Plus she’s also still got a hangdown in those shorts. Seems like that could be a bit of an aerodynamic disadvantage. I mean, she did lose to six other chicks after all. I can’t stress that enough. She lost. To a half dozen girls. So maybe be a little more tolerant of other people’s life choices and step your game up, Peyton.

In all seriousness, I can’t wait for more people to expose this ridiculous loophole and have no one call them out for it in fear of being called a bigot. Having trouble making the JV basketball squad? Become Juwanna Mann, identify as a broad, and become the leading scorer on women’s varsity.

This is where we’re at, guys. There’s no putting that toothpaste back in the tube.

[via Breitbart]

Image via Youtube

  1. scraw

    Can’t wait for girls identifying as guys to start making this move so I can break out my wrestling singlet again.

    10 years ago at 12:29 pm
  2. George_HW_Busch

    Ya, fuck this… Still don’t understand why this shit is accepted, but people treat other mental disorders like dysmorphia, anorexia, and those weird-ass fucks who think they’re animals, with the proper treatment and counseling needed. This shit needs to be treated as a disorder…

    10 years ago at 12:31 pm
    1. Ticklemyfrock

      Psychiatrists say it’s a disorder already liberals just don’t believe in science I guess.

      10 years ago at 12:36 pm
      1. Fratty_Roosevelt

        He said Psychiatry. Psychiatrists are medical doctors, Medical doctors = scientists. Try again.

        10 years ago at 12:51 pm
      2. SkinnyWhiteGuy

        It’s the same field, just one takes an emotional approach whereas the other takes a biochemical approach. Also, being a doctor doesn’t make someone a scientists or even scientific, a MD is much more scientific than a DO

        10 years ago at 12:58 pm
      3. Fratty_Roosevelt

        OK bud sure. Let me know how high school biology is, it’s been awhile since I took that.

        10 years ago at 1:03 pm
      4. Slappyhappychap

        you have no idea what you are talking about. D.Os are physicians you moron., are eligible for the MD boards and MD residencies, but went to a different type of medical school the first four years.

        10 years ago at 1:12 pm
      5. Fratty_Roosevelt

        Both wings are equally at fault. I seem to recall liberals having a vaccination and GMO problem

        10 years ago at 6:44 pm
      6. Fratty_Roosevelt

        Really? Laps? I don’t know we had “Americans against Monsanto” reading TFM.

        10 years ago at 12:24 am
  3. CamBrady

    I’m going to start identifying as black so next time I make an ass of myself in front of the cops it’ll be their fault.

    10 years ago at 12:36 pm
  4. SpartanDawg

    Hoping this comes down to a fight between feminists vs lgbt.
    I’ll sit back and watch.

    10 years ago at 12:38 pm
    1. RacistAssMelly

      Just convert to Islam first and there won’t be any worries. You can compete in girls’ track, beat your wife and sexually assault women willy nilly, and feminists won’t say a thing.

      10 years ago at 3:10 pm
    2. LazyRican

      I’d pay to watch that. And get Nero just to stir up the shit when it gets too calm.

      10 years ago at 3:14 pm
  5. JackNolteTFM

    SEX IS WHAT YOU ARE BORN WITH. Your sex is determined by your DNA. Gender is a societal construct. Fuck Ignorant People!

    10 years ago at 12:46 pm
    1. Skip Baeless

      Sex is the 45second marathon I’ve trained for my whole life. ignorance is bliss.

      10 years ago at 12:56 pm
  6. SnatchCatcher

    Gonna self-identify as an eight year old so I can order from the kids menu. Get me some of them chicken nugs.

    10 years ago at 1:05 pm
    1. Are You Kidding Me

      That is a good way to wind up on the news with your last known sighting having been entering Dorn’s basement.

      10 years ago at 1:38 pm