If Clemsjizz were a pornstar it would be the one that makes it to the pornographic national championship then gets bukkaked and killed by 5 huge apes from Alabama
It’s funny, because they’re talking as if they would get to choose what they would be doing w/o porn. They wouldn’t. Their “talents” are only valuable in the porn industry. Nobody else wants crab-infested 6s with no employable skills. Fuck each and everyone of these sex bags for think they have any worth whatsoever.
You know how bad it hurts when you have a big turd? Well imagine that but 10 inches long being jammed in your butt continuously. Their jobs still blow. (literally)
This should be titled, “What they would be doing if their dreams didn’t die”
9 years ago at 3:51 pmI like to imagine porn stars that don’t talk, they are much prettier that way.
9 years ago at 3:52 pmIf Clemsjizz were a pornstar it would be the one that makes it to the pornographic national championship then gets bukkaked and killed by 5 huge apes from Alabama
9 years ago at 1:38 amJeopardy answer: A piano player in a whorehouse.
9 years ago at 3:56 pmJeopardy question: What is, “What would you do if you didn’t write for TFM?”
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9 years ago at 4:08 pmIt’s funny, because they’re talking as if they would get to choose what they would be doing w/o porn. They wouldn’t. Their “talents” are only valuable in the porn industry. Nobody else wants crab-infested 6s with no employable skills. Fuck each and everyone of these sex bags for think they have any worth whatsoever.
9 years ago at 4:13 pmFor some reason this just made me really sad
9 years ago at 4:16 pmOr in other words, what Pornstars would do if they had fathers
9 years ago at 4:41 pmAre we all pretending porn was their #1 choice? I’m confused.
9 years ago at 4:42 pmI mean, it’s pretty good pay for a days work a week.
9 years ago at 5:34 pmYou know how bad it hurts when you have a big turd? Well imagine that but 10 inches long being jammed in your butt continuously. Their jobs still blow. (literally)
9 years ago at 7:36 pmSounds like every entry level job ever known to man.
9 years ago at 12:31 amfor sure you would be running a hedge fund..
9 years ago at 4:43 pmCorrection: everyone is already tired of watching some guy blow loads on your face.
9 years ago at 5:30 pm