Got assigned to write a paper on Global Warming. Instead I wrote about how Global warming is a hoax and that instead of worrying about melting ice, I'd rather drive my 8 mpg truck, check my oil stock, and watch Fox News. TFM.

  1. 1830

    That’s fine, no one expects anything smart or productive to come out of louisiana anyway. I certainly hope you care about melting ice when new orleans is underwater. NF.

    15 years ago at 1:38 pm
    1. 1830

      I’m more republican then most of you could possibly imagine. Just because I’m not an ignorant idiot does not mean I’m a hippie. Sorry.

      15 years ago at 6:36 pm
    2. Broklahoma

      Go fill up a cup with ice and water. What happens when the ice melts? Then how in the hell would New Orleans end up underwater?

      15 years ago at 7:40 pm
    3. Semper South

      okay 1830, could you possibly explain to me the net radiative forcing effects of carbon dioxide, in both the positive and negative feedbacks associated with the increase of carbon dioxide and water vapor in the atmosphere?

      or how about the fact that in every “global warming event” over the course of measurable time, rising temperatures have been FOLLOWED by rising carbon levels, therefore carbon is not the driving factor.

      Or lets take it further, explain to me how the milankovitch cycle effects periodic warming trends?

      Still claim that republicans are ignorant?

      Damn lib… take a fucking class, learn what the fuck you are talking about. I guarantee I will own your ass if you want to discuss global warming, and guess what. You are fucking wrong. It doesn’t exist.

      15 years ago at 7:53 pm
    4. Broklahoma = NF

      Broklahoma, this is what you meant to say except you were too stupid to think it through properly.

      “Go fill up a cup up with 70% ice and then fill the water to the very top so that the ice is partially floating above the cup’s rim. When the ice melts, the cup overflows.”

      I’m not saying that global warming is real, but I am saying that Louisiana will become inundated if more polar ice melts as it is partially floating hundreds of feet above the sea level.

      15 years ago at 9:03 pm
    5. s

      Broklahoma, i agree with your argument and its a good point that I too make to others, but you should probably know that New Orleans is a city built below sea level, hence it is technically already underwater.

      15 years ago at 9:56 pm
    6. Get over yourself

      Semper South: It’s funny that you try to sound smart, but something like 99.9 percent of actual scientists would have a heck of a lot more to say about it… Food for thought.

      15 years ago at 7:42 pm
  2. Fratastic Four

    I did the same thing for my senior paper in high school. I got an A and the teacher’s only comment was, this has changed me.

    15 years ago at 4:41 pm
  3. Semper South

    And also, I guarantee, you assume that since you watched al gore’s “inconvenient truth”, you are now a well educated conservationist. Go read the IPCC, study it, and please, lets discuss net radiation balances before you start spouting off that you know anything about global warming.

    15 years ago at 7:55 pm
  4. Semper South

    So while I continue to drive my king ranch F-150 to hunt, and discuss my future in politics (because I my friend am well educated on the issues unlike you), you can continue to trim my grass with scissors because you are too afraid to use gas in a lawn mower.

    Get out of here GDIs. Go learn real shit instead of spouting out what you heard anderson cooper and his ass spout out on CNN.

    15 years ago at 7:58 pm
  5. Fratdawg

    Locked my keys in my Z71, I made a gdi cop get it unlocked, while having an open container inside and still not getting a ticket.

    15 years ago at 8:12 pm