Alligators’ Way Of Life Is Inherently Incompatible With Western Society
Wake up, America.
How many more innocent civilians’ lives need to be taken prematurely on our own soil before we finally address the issue? I know it’s not a politically correct stance, but I’m just going to come out and say it — we have an alligator problem in this country.
The liberal media would have you believe this Disney tragedy was the act of a “lone gator” who had a whole set of inner demons forged into him during his own childhood. President Obama has even refused to use the words “radical Crocodilian-ism” or acknowledge the attack on this U.S. citizen at all. But this isn’t about extremism. It never was. Violence in alligators isn’t an anomaly. It’s the norm.
The far left goes out of their way to defend them with things like “Americans are actually the aggressor” because we turn their cousins into a pair of boots or a fried appetizer. But we’re talking about the same barbaric animals that eat their own offspring.
With that type of regard for their kin, how can we expect them to coincide with western society? Their backwards ideology is dated — literally prehistoric — and they’re stuck 37 million years in the past.
Just look at the answers alligators gave to recent surveys on all major current issues. 100 percent of alligators believe gays, transgenders, illegal immigrants, blacks, and Jews should be put to death. Another astounding 100 percent believe the solution to our nation’s social security problem is to devour the elderly.
Let’s call a spade a spade. These are just intolerant, cold-blooded, apex predator assholes whose primal philosophies are inherently incompatible when it comes to peacefully coexisting with humans in our modern world. It’s time for us to stop giving these wretched beasts a free pass and ban them from entering our land..
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Fuck. He’s right.
9 years ago at 2:27 pmSo you can mock an infants death but ban comments on an adults article. sounds right
9 years ago at 2:45 pmDouble standards, it’s a TFM.
9 years ago at 2:49 pmI think it was more of a toddler than an infant.
9 years ago at 2:49 pmDorn got played by below average pussy like a rookie.
9 years ago at 2:50 pmDorno uses a funnel when he butt chugs
9 years ago at 2:57 pmDoesn’t everyone?
9 years ago at 7:24 pmThis trash is almost as bad as Wally’s writing
9 years ago at 2:29 pmWhat the fuck is wrong with you, Dan? Are you seriously using the death of a 2 year old kid to write another shitty article?
9 years ago at 2:31 pmwhats the two year olds name? since you car so much?
9 years ago at 2:35 pmTry less – they haven’t released any names yet you asswipe.
9 years ago at 2:37 pmWhat car?
9 years ago at 2:38 pmIt’s Lane Graves from Elkhorn Nebraska
9 years ago at 3:58 pmYour missing the point if you think it’s about alligators.
9 years ago at 2:40 pmI think everyone with common sense gets the point. Tbe fact
9 years ago at 2:45 pmThe fact that he is using a such a recent tragedy (remainings haven’t even been found) to write such shit is sickening.
9 years ago at 2:46 pmWhat happened immediately after the Orlando shooting all over the internet?
9 years ago at 2:48 pmGo ahead and do the same thing that everyone in the internet does. Solid logic.
9 years ago at 2:50 pmOr, you know, maybe I’m mocking them.
9 years ago at 2:52 pmThat’s pretty clear, but if you haven’t noticed you are also mocking the death of a child while trying to “mock” what the media does.
9 years ago at 3:00 pmGetting offended. NF
9 years ago at 3:26 pmIsn’t it great that Dan takes time out of his busy schedule of whacking off to reply to comments on his shit articles?
9 years ago at 6:47 pm*Dan’s busy schedule of giving boob jobs to the staff.
9 years ago at 7:21 pmYeah it’s okay when funny people do it. IE Anthony Jezelnik.
9 years ago at 4:19 pmThank you Dan. At least you have the balls to say it
9 years ago at 5:44 amYou getting offended there, ace?
9 years ago at 2:50 pmTechnically I think he was referencing two recent tragedies to write a shitty article so we can all be twice as butthurt
9 years ago at 8:09 pmI’d love to see video of angry Carlos reading the Darwin Awards
9 years ago at 2:00 pmHonestly something about the story seems a tad fishy to me. What parent in their right mind lets their 2 year old go into a lake AT NIGHT in a state INFESTED WITH FUCKING GATORS. The alligator was being a fucking alligator, the parents, though i feel horribly sorry for their loss, are a fucking idiots.
9 years ago at 2:31 amYou PC Bro?
9 years ago at 11:06 amI long for the days when alligators knew their place.
9 years ago at 2:32 pmEasy for you to say, your ancestors werent enslaved in zoos. Do you even understand being a gator in today’s society? Sure, it was major step when they were named the mascot of the university of Florida, but we still have a long way to go before we reach equality.
9 years ago at 2:56 pmBeing named the University of Florida mascot was an evolutionary step backwards.
9 years ago at 3:06 pmI just want to say that I am so relieved to see that Dan Regester is ALIVE as evidenced by his writing this article. I heard from a UCF friend that he was back in Orlando and that he often frequented the Pulse night club where the ISIS murders took place. I just want to say that I am happy to see Dan is alive.
9 years ago at 2:42 pmVery underrated comment
9 years ago at 8:08 pmI think only the police should be allowed to have access to gators #gatorcontrol2016
9 years ago at 2:43 pm#GatorLivesMatter
9 years ago at 3:43 pmGators don’t kill people. People being stupid near gators kills people.
9 years ago at 5:32 amSomething something Muslims
9 years ago at 2:49 pmDan’s way of life is inherently incompatible with member of society that mantain a healthy body weight.
9 years ago at 2:50 pmI find the gator mascot offensive and want u of f to change their mascot immediately. Looking at you freedom chomp
9 years ago at 2:59 pmThere should be better background checks for gators.
9 years ago at 4:19 pmSterling Archer would be proud
9 years ago at 4:33 pmI’d be happier if I could find Woodhouse.
9 years ago at 9:06 pmYes sir?
9 years ago at 12:39 am