Vegan YouTuber Throws Hilarious Temper Tantrum When He Accidentally Eats Cheese

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A pretentious vegan asshat was filming himself eating a vegan pizza in his mom’s house while talking about how “people who eat fish aren’t real vegans,” and wondering, “how can you be a good person if you’re not a vegan?” when he noticed something disturbing: a piece of cheese baked into the sauce.

His ensuing freak out is priceless.

First off, all legit pizza places bake the cheese into the sauce. That’s how Grandma Buscemi did it and she was FOB from Sicily. Get cultured, you man-bunned prick.

Second, even if going vegan was the best thing you could do for the world, being a whiny cunt about it isn’t going to get people on your side. Stop filming yourself eating quinoa almond paste wraps, leave your mom’s house, hop on your bike, and go do something about it. Become a lobbyist for PETA or some shit. Because I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but your videos aren’t exactly helping your cause.

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Third, this dude is a major hypocrite. Once his mom hits the hay, you know he’s sneaking plenty of deep-V, non-prescription-glasses-wearing boys into his childhood bedroom and sucking them dry. He eats tons of meat.

  1. maroonandgold

    This makes me want to eat a big ass burger with some pepper jack cheese and a fried egg on it.

    10 years ago at 6:02 pm
      1. maroonandgold

        All “animal products” are welcome on my burgers. I would go with habaneros instead of jalapeƱos though.

        10 years ago at 9:09 pm
      2. Southern Hoss

        Then on the next day, you take them on a mile run and watch them shit themselves

        10 years ago at 10:49 am
  2. I once asked a girl why she wanted to be a vegetarian/vegan and she told me, “to save the envrioment”. I just nodded as I took her up to my room to bang.

    10 years ago at 6:03 pm
  3. Douchefromnationals

    It’s okay, they’ll die at a younger age from a diet lacking proper nutrients

    10 years ago at 6:38 pm
    1. General_George_S_Fratton

      Something tells me a diet of red meat and beer isn’t doctor recommended.

      10 years ago at 7:03 pm
  4. General_George_S_Fratton

    The only rational thing that he should probably do is to go write an article about how he got PTSD from it.

    10 years ago at 7:00 pm
  5. Winklevi

    So this guy clearly lives at home and can whip an iPhone across the room (in his mom’s house) to it’s destruction like the $500 doesn’t matter.

    Someone’s parents screwed up

    10 years ago at 7:09 pm