Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 99

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

ali
HELP THE MAN OUT, ALI!
allison
I’m not sure she fully grasps the insult.
annely
#NAMEGAGS2016 #BUTTSTUFF2016
bear
HA! IT WAS BEAR GRYLLS ALL ALONG!
ben
You never know who you’ll meet on Tinder.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

bethany
She’d be rude to deny him of that once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
car
#NAMEGAGS2016 #BUTTSTUFF2016
charlotte
Fun fact: girls love it when you ask them to call you “Daddy.”
connor
Is that a compliment? I haven’t seen enough grits bags to know.
eric
Sounds like a date!
  1. thefakealycia

    Raphaël is pioneering the #ProfessionalStuff trend. Chicks love a guy with lots of business cents. #TSM

    9 years ago at 8:24 am
    1. Big Dumb Idiot

      Business cents instead of business dollars? Quit talking and show us your tits.

      9 years ago at 8:36 am
      1. JosephBluePulaski

        I checked out your Instagram. Let your mom know I’d like to lick her butt, thanks.

        9 years ago at 4:08 pm
  2. alexfratbek

    Not the best edition, but stil more entertaining than anything in this site.

    9 years ago at 9:00 am
  3. Ants In My Eyes Johnson

    Ay girl tryna get yo pussay buzzed? You sit on this face and hundreds of thousands of ants will be up in your bearded axe wound I’m Ants in My Eyes Johnson

    9 years ago at 9:07 am
  4. EQK

    For part 100 can we see all of the disgusting things Intern Synapse has been told on Tinder?

    9 years ago at 9:17 am
  5. GodHatesFigs

    The dude talking to Bethany has an uncomfortable amount of frequently used emojis

    9 years ago at 9:28 am