Germany’s Reaction To Brexit? Fuck It, Let’s Get Drunk
10 years ago

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Britain shocked the world yesterday by voting to withdraw from the EU, sending the pound tumbling, markets collapsing, and causing British students who spent four years on EU-related law or policy degrees to collapse in a pool of their own tears.

For the European countries that trade with Britain and have a mountain of shit to wade through in the next couple months, the best reaction came from Germany, which wrote just this on Twitter:

That’s right. Germany is done for the day. They’re going to hit the bars and get drunk. They can get back to work in the morning.

Solid answer. Prost!

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      2. FraGruber

        On another note, let me edit my fucking comments intern before I fuck your mother and give you a little brother that can beat your ass by the time he’s 11.

        10 years ago at 5:04 pm
      4. FraGruber

        Oh fuck you guy. Don’t try and weasel your way into my ranting thread with your “I’m more chill than you” comments you high and mighty sack of shit.

        10 years ago at 8:44 pm
  5. VandyConservative

    We’re all going to die someday anyways. Might as well go to a bar and get drunk

    10 years ago at 4:55 pm
    1. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

      It’s best to short equity’s that are traded in pounds. Dow dropping 400 or 500 points is usually a great time to buy, but they said the same thing in 07

      10 years ago at 8:45 pm
    2. CreightonFratStar

      Not necessarily. Markets usually come back to equilibrium and this is currently not a major enough event because there is a bureaucratic process Britain has to go through before they actually leave, which will take about 2 years. Additionally, stocks have been valued quite highly lately so this small hit doesn’t make for a “must buy” opportunity.

      10 years ago at 8:47 pm