Asking for a blood test instead of a breathalyzer to buy yourself more time. TFM.

    1. Fratstarbator

      they get a warrant, strap you down and take your blood. then they have their way with you.

      8 years ago at 7:23 pm
      1. Leary96

        You can deny all tests. Unless it’s one of the few weekends a year when you can’t.

        8 years ago at 9:44 pm
      2. TossMeABronson

        If you live in most parts of Texas, every weekend is a no refusal weekend. They keep JPs on call.

        8 years ago at 4:58 pm
    2. Hogstooth7

      In most states they will take away your license for refusing to test though, it could fuck you over

      8 years ago at 8:12 pm
      1. Gaylord.fauker

        Now they get a warrant strap you to the bed and take blood anyway it doesn’t matter if you consent or not

        8 years ago at 5:42 pm
      2. Leary96

        If they do that it doesn’t matter if you’re drunk or not it’s not admissible evidence.

        8 years ago at 7:36 am
    1. bneumueller7

      You have the right not to take one, dipshit. Do you live under a rock or something?

      8 years ago at 5:00 pm
      1. J.W. Dundee

        In some states, refusal is itself a crime, and results in an automatic suspension of your license

        8 years ago at 2:33 am
      2. Fred.Fratstone

        When you sign for your license, you agree to submit to all roadside tests as a condition. Refusing them is grounds for arrest and a one year suspension in most states. Maybe better than a third DUI, but not enough to encourage high schoolers to try it.

        8 years ago at 9:02 am
      1. Dingle sperrys

        The wall is like the 6 who lived on your freshman year floor. It seems like a good idea to get on, but right after you realize you made a mistake.

        8 years ago at 1:56 pm
  1. Deadbeat_Dad

    Or just take the $20 Uber and not put people’s well being at risk, cheap skate

    8 years ago at 6:10 pm
  2. PatrickfuckingBateman

    “Sir im not refusing or denying your request, i would just like to consult my attorney before making any legal decisions.” You say that right and half the time theyll let you go, the other half you call any lawyer and theyll come take care of it.

    8 years ago at 8:15 am
  3. Fratenomics45

    Has anyone else realized that all the TSM writers are really ugly? Where are the smokes?

    8 years ago at 5:51 pm
    1. Leary96

      Intern Sydney is gorgeous what are you talking about. I may get rejected by her for my next formal publicly on here.

      8 years ago at 1:58 pm