TFM Babe Of The Day: Krystina From Florida Gulf Coast University
9 years ago

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Meet Krystina, from FGCU.

  • The User Formerly Known as Frabst

    I’d eat her kidney stones like they were dock candy.

    9 years ago at 7:18 am
    2. ToPrepOrNotToPrep

      I agree with him, how is she a catfish? Is she not really who she says she is, or does she actually look like a catfish? The world may never know.

      9 years ago at 8:38 am
  • Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Ugly face. Seems to be hidden or from the side perspective in every picture. Clearly concealing something.

    9 years ago at 7:44 am
  • Back In My Days

    I’d ride the mare in the second picture like I’m trying to win a Triple Crown.

    9 years ago at 7:47 am
  • CreightonFratStar

    The low number of likes relative to her hotness level means she might have a personality too.

    9 years ago at 8:18 am
  • MuffMcFluff

    Last time I saw a dog shy away from pictures like that was a party at Michael Vick’s place…

    9 years ago at 8:23 am
    1. Butanefratoil

      I’m gonna hunt you down and put bricks in your cargo shorts if you don’t stop

      9 years ago at 11:11 am
  • Eugenicist at Large

    I want to get my face stuck between her cheeks with nothing but clear nasal passages and a snorkel.

    9 years ago at 8:31 am
    1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

      Why the snorkel? Seems counterproductive for what you want to accomplish.

      9 years ago at 8:39 am
      1. GeebsNotGeeds

        It allows you to maintain an air shaft as you burrow your way through the rectum.

        9 years ago at 9:08 am
      2. Eugenicist at Large

        Geebs is correct. I need the snorkel so I can recreate Voyage to the Centre of the Earth in her asshole.

        9 years ago at 11:37 am