VIDEO: The 2nd Trailer For War Dogs Dropped And It Looks Fantastic

On August 19, the world is going to be blessed with one of the greatest movies of 2016. I, of course, am talking about War Dogs, featuring Jonah Hill, Miles Teller, and Bradley Cooper. The second trailer dropped late last night, and it is a doozy.

What’s great about this movie is that Jonah Hill is fat again (when he’s at his funniest). Also this is a true story. The two kids from Miami, David Packouz (played by Teller) and Efraim Diveroli (played by Hill), had little to no college experience but became rich thanks to the government being cheap, and their company, AEY, bidding the smallest amounts on arms contracts. One had a few college credits while the other was a high school dropout.

Armed with some weed and a dream, these two became proud winners of a $300M contract to supply America’s allies in Afghanistan. I, for one, am pumped to see this movie. Plus, you have to love the little line Packouz says to his girlfriend about what they were selling.

“I thought you said you were selling bedsheets.”

“I told you and other stuff, too.”

“I thought you meant pillows.”

Classic.

  1. Jingles

    Miles Teller is a great fucking actor (Hill too) and this movie will be one of the best of the year.

    9 years ago at 10:05 am
    1. Remarkably.mediocre.white.guy

      I know I’m piggybacking, but I have something important to say. Whiplash is Teller’s best movie so far and it is underappreciated. Teller is amazing and JK Simmons is riveting. It’s a must watch

      9 years ago at 1:29 pm
      1. FrothyLatte

        Looked up the trailer and actually looks really good, thanks for the recommendation

        9 years ago at 1:48 pm
      2. DornFromMajorLeague

        JK Simmons’ character from Whiplash would’ve made a legendary pledge master

        9 years ago at 6:35 pm
      3. mynameaborat

        And Teller’s character would’ve been a great pledge. Took all of Simmons’ shit and ended up becoming a legendary protégé.

        9 years ago at 2:04 pm
    1. Mike Donnelly

      More like making money off war by defrauding the government and serving four years in federal prison.

      9 years ago at 10:12 am
      1. Mike Donnelly

        Yeah, I’m an asshole for pointing out these two dipshits illegally funneled millions of US dollars to black market arms dealers who were also selling weapons to groups like ISIS, but let’s celebrate them cause they smoked weed and shit.

        9 years ago at 10:32 am
      2. Harrison Lee

        They were actually found guilty of fraud because they repackaged Chinese ammunition, and if you remember, there was an embargo against China at the time.

        9 years ago at 10:39 am
      3. Mike Donnelly

        Yep, but the assault rifles Diveroli was supplying to the Afghans came from former Eastern Bloc black market dealers, who are the primary source of weapons and ammo for ISIS etc.

        9 years ago at 10:59 am
      4. Frobert The III

        By this logic because they bought guns from the eastern bloc that sold guns to ISIS that makes them supporters of ISIS? So if I buy a gun from the same gun store as a murderer bought his gun did I supply the murderer?

        9 years ago at 4:42 pm
  2. BayBro650

    Didn’t you post this same fucken video like 3 months ago? Btw Jonah Hill is still fat

    9 years ago at 10:07 am
    1. Harrison Lee

      It’s hard to post a video three months ago that was published on YouTube yesterday.

      9 years ago at 10:12 am
      1. BayBro650

        Stop posting videos I’ll eventually see on Facebook and tell that fucken intern not to forget fail Friday

        9 years ago at 10:22 am
      2. VandyConservative

        BayBro you’re consistently hated here (for great reason), so why even try to be snarky? I get that no one’s ever loved you and all that but the masochistic commenting here can’t be helping your shattered sense of self

        9 years ago at 10:34 am
      3. AndrewsMomsAss

        Harrison, I watched the entire trailer and didn’t see a single dog! I thought my Golden Doodle would enjoy watching it when it comes on Netflix!

        9 years ago at 12:04 pm
  3. M_santan13

    Only thing that could make this movie better than it is, by getting head through it

    9 years ago at 10:11 am
  4. InFratryProblems

    These dickheads funneled money and weapons to people connected to Al-Qaeda and ISIS. Fuck them. Not Frat.

    9 years ago at 10:37 am
    1. MakeAmerica80sAgain

      The US government funneled money to ISIS and the Taliban. Do some more research there bud.

      9 years ago at 6:33 pm
    2. Ron_Paul_2016

      They were simply fulfilling the contract. If not then if would have been like Lockheed Martin.

      9 years ago at 8:25 am
  5. Skylark_17

    Watched the trailer and thought, “thank god Jonah Hill is fat again.” But you beat me too it Harrison

    9 years ago at 1:09 pm