The NBA Is Ruining The Sport Of Football
The NBA has increased my level of self-hatred exponentially. Why, mom and dad, could I have not grown to be a cement-footed, plodding big man gumming up offenses around the world? Why couldn’t I have been blessed with the “elite” eleven points per game skills of Kent Bazemore? The moderate talent exhibited by Nicolas Batum? Shit, at this point I’d take the deal the backup point guard of the worst team ever just got (Ish Smith, three years, $18 million to go from Philly to Detroit).
What in the fuck is going on here? The Lakers, in the midst of what has to be a prolonged trolling of their Paris Hilton-level spoiled fan base, just invested $65 million in Timofey Mozgov. You might be asking yourself: who is Timofey Mozgov? Well, he’s now making more millions (65) in LA than the total minutes he played this post-season in Cleveland.
Let’s put this in the proper perspective: Adrian Peterson, perhaps the greatest running back in NFL history (save the bitching, he’s at least top five (Editor’s note: He’s not top five all-time)) will likely make less than half than NBA “star” Kent Bazemore this upcoming season. Bazemore, who was released by the aforementioned Lakers after their hapless 2014 debacle known as “oh fuck, Kobe isn’t retiring,” averaged eleven points and four rebounds per game in Atlanta this season, sporting a real plus/minus slightly below the league average.
A below average NBA player that even the Lakers didn’t want is making more money than Russell Wilson, Cam Newton, Richard Sherman, Le’Veon Bell, Antonio Brown, OBJ, Julio Jones, AJ Green, and the list goes on and on.
Now, I do realize there are 53 players on an NFL roster, and just 12 on an NBA team. I get that. But while I am a devout capitalist, I feel this immense overpayment for sustained mediocrity, while a TFM, is going to erode American sports. If you’re a kid in today’s athletic society, in which by high school you are likely forced to choose a sport, are you really going to take the life-altering abuse of football for the prayer of non-guaranteed contracts, miniscule in comparison to those of the NBA?
I doubt it. With the “attack on football,” as Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh described it, with the concussion reports seemingly prepared daily and the immense financial discrepancy, what really is the motivation to play?
Soon, if not already, a kid looking to better his life and help his family while possessing elite athletic ability will realize the harsh reality of today’s NFL: if I make it, I’ll play 3 years on average, work on yearly non-guaranteed contracts, will likely be forever forgotten if seriously injured, have no comparable fallback league in the event I am cut, and risk lifelong injury. Wow, sounds fucking great to me.
The NBA, on the other hand, is about to pay Jeremy Lin $20 million a year. Jeremy Lin would be one of the 5 highest-paid players in the NFL at his salary. He makes four times as much in base compensation than Gronk. Think about that. At the same time, the NBA guarantees essentially all contracts (outside of second round pick rookies and later years of veteran deals), there is a litany of high-paying leagues overseas, and when was the last time you heard about a former NBA player killing himself due to CTE?
It is time for NFL owners to think more about the future than the now. Yes, the immense profits are great, but the product is the key to sustainability. Guarantee contracts, up the player share of revenue, and raise the salary cap to at least $165 million a year. The NFL made an estimated $12 Billion last season; currently the total contracts of every player in the league total less than $3 billion. With revenues skyrocketing (more than doubling since 2010), so should the cap.
Let’s keep football, the true “America’s game,” great..
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Capitalism will do what capitalism will do.
9 years ago at 10:31 amAgreed, which is why the NFL needs to keep up. As a capitalist, why choose football?
9 years ago at 10:39 amSounds like a quote from Mark Cuban
9 years ago at 2:04 pmBig problem with this argument: the NBA has price controls in the form of minimum and maximum salaries. Give guys like LeBron and Steph their actual worth and the rest of the salaries would probably make more sense
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9 years ago at 1:02 pmShow us your boobs!
9 years ago at 7:52 amBoth of ’em!
9 years ago at 8:13 amI like the trend of real sports articles on this site. Good work.
9 years ago at 10:39 amIf only ESPN allowed detailed descriptions of throat fucking, I might have semblance of hope for the future.
9 years ago at 10:51 amIt’s ok, man. You’ll somehow you’ll make due with just a couple million a year. Actually I just wanted to use this GIF
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9 years ago at 10:39 amThe NBA has been garbage since the 1998 season ended.
9 years ago at 10:40 amWhen you were most likely still in your father’s balls?
9 years ago at 11:17 amCan you send me Marky Mark’s phone number! TIA!
9 years ago at 10:40 amLooking forward to a new “embellished story from a random guy.”
9 years ago at 10:41 amI like those.
“Adrian Peterson” and “Top 5 of all time”, don’t belong in the same sentence.
9 years ago at 10:42 am“Dom122096” and “Top 5 Goobers of All Time” should always be used in the same sentence.
9 years ago at 10:52 amyou right, we should only put “Adrian Peterson” and “GOAT” in the same sentence
9 years ago at 1:15 amThese contracts are insane. It’s going to be hard for any team to gather talent except by developing it through the draft
9 years ago at 10:49 amWho’s the editor? He was spot on correcting your idiotic AP comment.
9 years ago at 10:52 amJim Brown
9 years ago at 11:01 amBarry sanders
Walter Payton
Emmitt smith
Earl Campbell
Yea except AP has a career 4.9 yards per carry average. So aside from Jim Brown, you’re crazy if you want any of that list in their prime over AP for a single game, or season.
9 years ago at 11:03 amSanders yards per carry career is 5.0. Sorry for your loss
9 years ago at 11:06 amJamaal Charles 5.5 career yds per carry
9 years ago at 8:46 pmPayton did everything, he threw blocks as well as linemen, caught passes like a wide out, and threw the ball better then most Bears quarterbacks of recent memory. Oh, not to mention he did hold the NFL rushing record for a while. I’ll take him over anyone else.
9 years ago at 8:35 amYou forgot John Riggins but I wouldn’t know which person he’d replace.
9 years ago at 11:39 amBrian Hoyer sucks.
9 years ago at 12:01 pmSingle game rushing record, won MVP in the passing era a year after getting his knee brutally fucked up, has led the league in rush yards several times, 2nd most rush yards in a season, most misdemeanors for beating his kid with a switch. You really can’t make an argument to keep him out of the top 5.
9 years ago at 12:20 pmBasketball makes more money than football. American Football isn’t popular overseas. Basketball is. Think of all the revenue coming from Europe, South America, and China. That’s a lot.
9 years ago at 11:12 amNFL Europe needs to come back, have them play in the offseason
9 years ago at 2:51 pm