Johnny Football’s Hot Sister Is Filling His Shoes By Partying Hard In Vegas

Karl Karlson9 years ago

With America’s bad boy Johnny Fucking Football coming it at an impressive one week sober (to the public’s knowledge), there is a void to be filled on the rich white party animal front. Thankfully Meri “With an i” Manziel (who you may remember from a previous post) is here to give the people what they want.

From NY Post:

While her brother sought solace with a flurry of bikini-clad babes in Cabo San Lucas, the youngest Manziel made her way to Sin City — another hot spot Johnny knows oh so well — to celebrate a friend’s 21st birthday.

Partying isn’t the only habit she’s picked up from her big brother. Meri fancies herself a social media-savvy sports enthusiast, prone to sparking Twitter feuds with Duke fans. The petite brunette also heads a personal style blog on Instagram that boasts 13,000 followers. She dutifully chronicles her bustling social life (sound familiar?) from the fairways to the beach, whether she’s flying solo or with friends.

Finding solace among babes in Cabo. TFM. Picked that low hanging fruit.

It’s always good to know that there’s another soft seven who considers herself a “social media-savvy sports enthusiast” with her own fashion blog. 13,000 followers? That definitely paid for the nose job. Who needs daddy’s money when you have that many people disinterestedly scrolling past your posts? As a fellow internet sensation, I can say that Meri is really doing it the right way.

Step 1) Find a friend, family member, or preexisting entity to attach yourself to.

Step 2) Occasionally drop in to make them think you’re their ally.

Step 3) Make doing mediocre things look very difficult.

Step 4) Profit

Bonus pics:

Keep doing you, Meri Fucking Football. When your brother fades into post 30 for 30 obscurity, you can always just start hanging out with DeAndre Hopkins..

[via NY Post]