Emily Ratajkowski Posed Nude And It Made Noted Idiot Piers Morgan Mad For Some Reason

Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski is pretty hot. How hot? Her naturals have been deemed culturally and aesthetically significant by the library of congress. Being pretty hot gets you cast in movies like Entourage, whose casting directors’ sole purpose is to cast extremely attractive females. Being Emily Ratajkowski also gets you gigs from magazines asking you to expose your body. She happily obliged, giving us the following results.

A photo posted by Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) on

Okay, I can get on board with that. Just a babe taking all her clothes off for pure entertainment. Who wouldn’t like that? Even girls like that. So it amazed me to learn that one man actually didn’t enjoy it: Piers Morgan.

Why the hostility, man? What’s wrong with Emily just dropping a full nude magazine cover? Nothing. Nothing is wrong with it. Yeah, does she look cold? Maybe. But you know what would warm her up? Some nice body warmth; not clothes, you imbecile.

Ratajkowski hit him with a nice response too.

Mic dropped.

Image via Instagram/@emrata

  1. StoryTeller

    I’d watch a time-lapse video of him locked in a room as he slowly dies from AIDS

    10 years ago at 3:04 pm
    1. The User Formerly Known as Frabst

      I think you just made my pee pee tingle with that image.

      10 years ago at 3:10 pm
  2. Cartier

    Can’t Dorn do a blurred lines 2 video with her and intern Sheinkopf as the other girl who gets blown off the screen?

    10 years ago at 3:09 pm
  3. UncleRicosThrowingArm

    is it okay to hate both? yeah rata has a nice rack and abs but the second she opens her mouth about how oppressed she is I want to blow my brains out.

    10 years ago at 4:01 pm
  4. prex8390

    Emily was hot until she kept whining about how no one takes her seriously after she built her career on being beat off material.

    10 years ago at 5:22 pm