Aaron Rodgers’ Brother Got A Job At ESPN By Being A Fuckboy On “The Bachelorette”
Whether or not he finds true love, Jordan Rodgers is going to be walking away from The Bachelorette a happy man. Jordan, a contestant on the show and brother of Aaron Rodgers, is reportedly more interested in reeling in that college girl poontang than he is in settling down with a bachelorette.
Yep. SEC Network execs were clearly watching too much The Bachelorette and thought he’d be the perfect guy to bring on board. Every Bachelorette fan is also a fan of a college football safety decapitating a crossing wide receiver, leaving him with debilitating CTE and ruining his college dreams. The network crossover is perfect.
Rodgers is a former Vanderbilt quarterback, starting for the Commodores in 2011 and 2012. I’m sure being the brother of Aaron Rodgers didn’t hurt his chances at landing a gig either.
What makes this better though is this was supposedly Jordan Rodgers’ plan all along.
Reports say he went on the show to begin with only to get his career on-camera profile up. I mean, sure as hell beats a handwritten resume.
From US Magazine:
After Us broke the news in March that former NFL quarterback Rodgers, 27, would court her on the ABC series, Fletcher, 25, received ‘multiple warnings’ from pals about her suitor’s shady intentions, a source says.
‘Jordan was seeing another girl,’ reveals a second insider. ‘He only went on the show to land sports commentator gigs.’
At first, I thought, “I don’t know man, JoJo is pretty cute.” And then I scrolled through this dude’s Instagram page.
Oh yeah. Dude’s a fuckboy. No doubt.
JoJo is like 24 years old. She’s way too old for him. Rodgers’ wheelhouse are those 18-to-21-year-old chicks. Good work if you can get it, I guess..
Rodgers blows goats, Intern Slugspunk can fit a yard stick between her eyes, where the fuck is fail Friday?
10 years ago at 1:49 pmDamn, I should have no problem finding a job with ESPN then
10 years ago at 1:51 pmDo you ever see a 6 take over TFMs snapchat and feel cheated?
10 years ago at 1:59 pmStill waiting on Fail Friday
10 years ago at 2:01 pmGo Dores
10 years ago at 2:02 pmGod fuuuuuuuuck you intern. No one gives a shit about Aaron Rodgers less talented brother getting a job because he’s a “fuckboy”
10 years ago at 2:36 pmGoing on a TV just to launch your own career, TFM
10 years ago at 2:47 pm“On a TV” . You drunk Chris?
10 years ago at 7:42 pmAlways, Brett.
10 years ago at 5:47 pmI respect the game
10 years ago at 3:49 pmTake “fuck boy” our of ur vocabulary and maybe you can open ur mouth.
10 years ago at 4:14 pmLearn how to spell and maybe you can open your mouth
10 years ago at 5:03 pmIt’s Friday
10 years ago at 5:44 pmWonder who she’ll pick, a 29 year old bartender or the guy who can get her VIP access to Packers games, has some money and some amount of celebrity? I haven’t watched a single episode, but unless another contestant is a tech billionaire, I’m pretty sure Jordan takes it.
10 years ago at 10:21 pm