Dress Like Your Mom To Score Free Food At Chik-Fil-A
Famous chicken sandwich chain Chick-Fil-A is doing the 12th installment of its Cow Appreciation Day tomorrow.
From Vienna Patch:
Heads up, Chick-fil-A fans. Dress like a cow on Tuesday, July 12, and the company will reward you with an entree from its menu on the company’s 12th annual “Cow Appreciation Day.”
Your ticket to this freebie? Wear anything “cow-like.” Guests in some sort of cow attire may select any breakfast (if the restaurant nearest you serves breakfast), lunch or dinner entrée. Kids dressed like a cow can select a Kid’s Meal.
You heard it here first. All you need to do is dress like your mother, and you’ve got your ticket for all the spoils of Cow Appreciation Day. After all, your mother does a lot for you, and it’s high time you publicly show your appreciation. Never mind that she probably told you not to stuff your gullet with greasy fast food all the time, but what would she know about that? She might be passing on this particular promotion, but you can bet she would be at the scene for a free family-sized bucket at KFC.
If you want to be even more cow-like, you can creep out the Chick-Fil-A employees by bringing a metal bucket of unpasteurized milk and trying to get them to taste it. No matter how off-putting and clinically insane of a performance you put up, they’ll still answer you with “My pleasure.” That’s the mark of great customer service..
[via Vienna Patch]
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Fuck you intern
10 years ago at 2:31 pmintern, if you were wondering, your mother doesn’t wear underwear.
10 years ago at 2:35 pmIntern, your mother makes Rachel Maddow look hot.
10 years ago at 2:37 pmJesus fucking Christ. Nobody gives a flying fuck about your shit CFA and 7/11 articles. The only reason you haven’t been fired yet is because hiring re-tards makes Grandex look good.
10 years ago at 2:39 pmI actually just read the article and he was calling all of our Moms cows. Youre a sly basterd, Intern. I take back my cunty comment.
10 years ago at 2:44 pmYou have a vagina on your face.
10 years ago at 3:07 pm“Cow Appreciation Day” — so if I dress like Danny Regs, does that count?
10 years ago at 2:43 pmWhy couldn’t they do this when we have pledges.
10 years ago at 2:48 pmDan’s probably gonna milk himself
10 years ago at 2:54 pmRead the title, assumed it was about cross-dressing, thought “that’s a real 180 for Chick-fil-A”. Then I read the article and I just want you to kill yourself
10 years ago at 3:18 pmIntern, if I dress like your slut of a mom, do I get a free entrée and handy in the back?
10 years ago at 3:19 pmLast paragraph was truly artistic literature. First thing I’ve read from the intern that wasn’t horse shit
10 years ago at 3:30 pm