VIDEO: Bubba Watson Ditched The Hovercraft, Now Uses A Jetpack On The Course
If you’re a fan of the site, you know I’m fascinated by Bubba Watson. How fascinated? Fascinated enough to write over 3,700 words about the man. I don’t want to bang him or anything; that’s not what this is about. It’s just that I find his polarity both intriguing and refreshing, as well as the fact that I love the beautiful, vibrant bright pink color of his shaft. I have no idea how you guys could possibly mistake that for any form of sexual attraction.
A while back, Bubba talked about how he was going to revolutionize the game of golf by replacing golf carts with hovercrafts. Now, he’s taking an even more futuristic approach to changing the way we move from tee box to rough to rough to water hazard to rough to bunker to rough to fringe to green: the jetpack.
If I saw one of these floating above the tree line a hole over from me, it’d take everything I have to resist pulling out my 56 degree and doing a little target practice. Unless Bubba was in it, of course. That guy’s hot AF..
[via YouTube]
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He’ll keep his endorsement deal until he blacks out & flies that thing into the club pool
10 years ago at 10:55 amThe American Dream
10 years ago at 11:33 amCall me old fashioned but I’d rather just play with a caddy and walk.
10 years ago at 10:56 amYou probably can’t afford a caddy, buster
10 years ago at 11:11 amNot able to afford the jet pack either
10 years ago at 12:13 pmI mean not for the typical round but if youre playing a real nice course getting a caddy is nice. Jet pack looks like it’d get really inconvenient after the second hole.
10 years ago at 1:43 pmYour comment was inconvenient
10 years ago at 2:18 pmSuave
10 years ago at 7:43 pmBubba Watson is a goober.
10 years ago at 11:00 amDrink bleach
10 years ago at 11:01 amI regret nothing.
10 years ago at 11:16 amYour parents regret bringing you into this world.
10 years ago at 11:23 amFratborgs (Frat Cyborgs) don’t have parents.
10 years ago at 11:36 amBubba is the golfer we all dream of being.
10 years ago at 12:26 pmYou just called bubba Watson hot AF
10 years ago at 12:33 pmgaygay gay
10 years ago at 12:57 pmThere is so much potential for this to end terribly, but I am surprisingly fine with that. Good looks Bubba, you savagé.
10 years ago at 1:06 pmWhere the hell do you put the cooler?
10 years ago at 3:43 pmIf you watch closely it is the professional jet pack pilot dressed like Bubba flying it and Bubba doesn’t actually fly the thing.
10 years ago at 4:33 pmBubba is a pussy. Cries after every missed putt, and he painted over the rebel flag on his general lee.
10 years ago at 5:39 pmBut I did gain more respect for him for playing in the Olympics. Sorry for calling you a pussy, bubba.
10 years ago at 5:39 pm#PrayForTedScott
10 years ago at 5:44 pm