Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 106 Jared Borislow8 years ago Crazy things can happen when you swipe right. If she thinks clever is spelled “cleaver,” she is clearly not very cleaver. Girls appreciate honesty. I read it in Cosmo. Hopping in his car to go tongue your fart box. I had no idea where he was going with this, and then, out of nowhere, even I wanted to bang him. Good one, Young Money. “But what’s your stance on abortion?” #NAMEGAGS2016 In case it wasn’t already abundantly clear. The fact that she has no photo makes this arguably the weirdest exchange in the history of Tinder. Score one for our boy. Pages: 1 2 Frat_On 23 Ng is definitely a dude 8 years ago at 8:46 am Coolidge Effect Jared, this column makes me almost as happy as watching Steve the Climber get apprehended at the 21st floor window. Thank you, sir. 8 years ago at 8:54 am Puddles10 Go ahead Baylee. Keep doing the Lord’s work. 8 years ago at 9:44 am Jesus is TFTC Girl is the last convo clearly hasn’t spent enough time in the kitchen. 8 years ago at 9:55 am radbeer Baylee wants his cleaver 8 years ago at 9:59 am d.shake10 Vagician is a line from a Logic song… Kid isn’t as original as he wants us to think 8 years ago at 11:11 am Cleetus Don’t worry guy, everything is alright 8 years ago at 12:42 pm
Coolidge Effect Jared, this column makes me almost as happy as watching Steve the Climber get apprehended at the 21st floor window. Thank you, sir. 8 years ago at 8:54 am
Jesus is TFTC Girl is the last convo clearly hasn’t spent enough time in the kitchen. 8 years ago at 9:55 am
d.shake10 Vagician is a line from a Logic song… Kid isn’t as original as he wants us to think 8 years ago at 11:11 am
Ng is definitely a dude
8 years ago at 8:46 amJared, this column makes me almost as happy as watching Steve the Climber get apprehended at the 21st floor window. Thank you, sir.
8 years ago at 8:54 amGo ahead Baylee. Keep doing the Lord’s work.
8 years ago at 9:44 amGirl is the last convo clearly hasn’t spent enough time in the kitchen.
8 years ago at 9:55 amBaylee wants his cleaver
8 years ago at 9:59 amVagician is a line from a Logic song… Kid isn’t as original as he wants us to think
8 years ago at 11:11 amDon’t worry guy, everything is alright
8 years ago at 12:42 pm