Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 107

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

maud
By definition, yes.
alexis
He already does 2 of those things, so adding in the third shouldn’t be that hard.
alie
#NAMEGAGS2016
allegra
“Allegra, want this D?” would’ve been superior.
amy
Tinder, but for serial killers to select their next victims.
caitlin
If she’s not down with that, that’s a hard unmatch.
calin
Is he going to break her leg? I don’t get it.
dora
#NAMEGAGS2016
emily
I’d be surprised if he wasn’t hammered; he’s on Tinder.
eric
It’d be even better!
  1. TinkleTown

    Hey Jared, just wanted to give you a heads up that it’s already too fucking late for the unoriginal Harambe lines. Don’t ruin a good thing with those shit jokes. Have a great day!

    10 years ago at 8:13 am
  2. AndrewsMomsAss

    What did the dyslexic Tinder user say to Allegra? “I will solve your problems and never be your X, Algebra!” Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    10 years ago at 8:28 am
      1. fratstar570

        They became unfunny as soon as TFM tried to sell harambe shirts two weeks after Barstool started selling them.

        10 years ago at 8:40 am
      2. SteveHoltOnDrugs

        They became unfunny when Grandex started using the jokes to sell T-shirts to high schoolers.

        10 years ago at 8:41 am
      3. mosthonorableactive

        On TFM and elsewhere, Harambe jokes weren’t funny in the first place. But they were so persistent and unfunny that they became funny again for a while, but now they’re back to being annoying

        10 years ago at 10:59 am
  3. CreightonFratStar

    The girls/noodles in common one is a repeat. Decent line but something to look out for in the future.

    10 years ago at 9:14 am
  4. Him

    Am I the only one who finds it kinda cringey when people say #namegags2016 to someone on tinder? It’s like favoriting your own tweet

    10 years ago at 10:49 am