The Broncos Will Be The Most Disappointing NFL Team In 2016

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Enjoy your latest Lombardi Trophy, Broncos fans. It’ll be a long while before Elway hoists another one. Yes, I realize John Elway is no longer an active NFL player, but in crafting the NFL’s most feared defense, and having the testicular fortitude to fire John Fox with the highest winning percentage of any fired coach in NFL history, Elway has cemented himself as the Pat Riley of the NFL. Shit, they even both let star players walk this offseason for inexplicable “financial” reasons.

Speaking of which, while I’m no fan of Brock Osweiller, his departure for Houston leaves a Grand Canyon sized hole in the Denver depth chart, with the Three Stooges of the Broncos quarterback competition vying to be the reason Elway and his fan base grow to miss the new Texans starting quarterback like the one that got away. Starting with the supposed favorite to win the job, Mark Sanchez (yes, that same Mark Sanchez), I could go into a tirade about the butt fumble, or his propensity to hand the ball to the other team, but you all know who he is and understand how uninspiring his starting would be following an NFL legend in Denver. Next are the two young guns: Trevor Siemian and Paxton Lynch.

Siemian, for any fellow Big Ten fan, is an absolute shock to be on an NFL roster, let alone somewhat in the race to start for the defending world champions. At Northwestern, he displayed absolutely no ability that would rationally suggest an NFL career, nor does he possess any measurable that typically makes NFL scouts drool. Lynch, on the other hand, according to essentially every “expert,” is as raw as a high round quarterback pick can be, sporting exceptional arm strength, size, and mobility for the position, but coming from a one read Memphis offense, in which he essentially never made a read aside from a first or second option on one particular side of the field, the NFL game will be an immense adjustment. If you watched Memphis in their 2015-2016 season bowl game against Auburn, Lynch made whomever the hell replaced Will Muschamp and his defensive assistants look other worldly in his ineptitude, with the announcers trumping his “potential” and “raw athletic ability” in a more tired and lazy display than a recycled joke.

While quarterback deserves the lion’s share of the discussion as it has the makings of an unmitigated disaster, I’m actually extremely concerned about the Denver defense. The Broncos lost their best defensive lineman not named Von Miller, Malik Jackson, and best overall linebacker, Danny Trevathan. Not coincidentally, Trevathan was reportedly the Bears’ number one free agent priority this offseason, with coach John Fox formerly commanding the Broncos defense as Head Coach prior to 2015. In Jackson and Trevathan, the Broncos lose arguably half of their four best defensive players, relying even more heavily on a rapidly aging defensive unit that carried a dead armed Manning to a Super Bowl championship.

DeMarcus Ware is nearing a decade and a half in the league, with a checkered injury history; I’m not sure what he has left. Aqib Talib, perhaps the best pure cover corner in the AFC, is nearing his 31st birthday, a standard age of significant decline for cornerbacks, even for the seemingly immortally talented like Darelle Revis. After his incredible 2015 season and sustained ability to stay out of the early career trouble that had Broncos executives hesitant to secure a longterm future, Von Miller got an immense six-year deal this offseason, paying him “quarterback money” until 2022. Even with the expected cap increases over the next few years, Miller’s monumental cap hold could be the largest of any NFL defensive player ever, hamstringing future roster flexibility and the funds allotted to defensive line upgrades. We’ve already seen some of the side effects of the deal with the aforementioned loss of Jackson.

In Denver, I see a wholly unproven offense at the skill positions, with CJ Andersen largely an unknown after languishing on the bench behind players no longer in the league (Moreno, Ball) prior to 2015, two new starters on the offensive line, a mess at quarterback, and even the under-the-radar loss of Vernon Davis. Defensively, an aging roster lost two of its best players and blew its entire offseason load on Miller, though without question a must-sign. The Broncos are far less talented than they were in 2015, with gaping holes at key positions and a stronger AFC West than ever before. I expect the Chiefs and Raiders to both finish the season above .500, and a resurgence in San Diego behind Phillip Rivers is not out of the question.

I am picking the Broncos to miss the playoffs in 2016. Fire away.

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  1. FratsAndStats

    as a fan of football I can agree with some of these statements, as a broncos fan this is bullshit for a few reasons. Due to, depth on defense (granted vance walkers acl hurts), while I understand the qb situation is rough we won with a 7-19 peyton manning last year and a rough offensive line, dont count them out yet.

    8 years ago at 11:50 am
    1. Siblings of Mark Wahlberg

      While I don’t think Denver is a bad team in any respect, I just don’t see any position group on the roster that got better this offseason, while several got much worse.

      The defensive line is older, losing Jackson and Walker is huge, Ware is old enough to be our parent, Talib is almost 31 and the linebacker core has been gutted. Add in a first year starter and or Mark Sanchez and we have a serious issue,

      8 years ago at 11:53 am
      1. FratsAndStats

        Shane Ray and Shaq Barret are not as good as DannyT, but Talbi is still a top 10 corner AT 31 but like I said, if you add in an offense that can contribute a little more than last year, it will help offset the overall balance of the team. We are obviously going to disagree as I am a fan and am legally required to love my team.

        I think a bigger issue is if Jamaal Charles stays healthy, the cheifs win the AFC West no problem.

        8 years ago at 11:57 am
      2. Siblings of Mark Wahlberg

        I agree with you on basically all your points. I love the Chiefs this year and I think the Raiders make a giant leap forward, projecting 10-6 for them.

        The young core of Carr, Murray, Cooper, Walford (extremely underrated tight end) is the best offensive 4 under 25 in the league.

        8 years ago at 12:00 pm
      3. Sex Please

        I think you’re a year early on this projection. I like them for fantasy but think one more year of mediocrity before hitting 10 wins.

        8 years ago at 7:44 pm
      4. Barack Osama

        Don’t forget the always underrated Chris Harris JR, and Bradley Roby. Our secondary shouldn’t be a problem.

        8 years ago at 3:52 pm
    2. Alphamale Jackhammer

      Jackson was the product of those around him. Glad we decided Wolfe was the bigger priority. I just fail to see how returning 9 out of 11 starters and having some of the best depth of any defense in the league is going to be disappointing. Will they be as good as last season? More than likely not. But if the last 5 years has proven anything Elway is one of the best executives in the game. Remember we made the playoffs with fucking Tebow and Orton as our qb choices on the back of a good defense.

      8 years ago at 12:43 pm
    1. The Therapist

      I was in a fraternity and am a registered Republican. Your statement is invalid although I do get limp dick after a few too many whiskey cokes.

      8 years ago at 9:41 pm
  2. Mr Mountain Man

    Watching Sanchez fumble twice in the red zone Saturday against the 9ers was just embarrassing.

    8 years ago at 12:30 pm
  3. thaisticktony

    Siblings, what are your thoughts on the AFC South? I know most people probably don’t give a shit but as a Jags fan I seriously can’t them not winning the division of the defense can be middle of the road and the offense is as good as advertised. The colts are old and shitty, I have zero faith in osweiler, and the Titans are a joke. Thoughts?

    8 years ago at 1:14 pm
  4. Drunk Chris Berman

    Denver can win 10 games at most, but they will not be a real contender. Don’t even joke about a San Diego resurgance, they have yet to help themselves on the line

    8 years ago at 3:08 pm
    1. Siblings of Mark Wahlberg

      I like Fluker if he can ever stay healthy, kid is the Greg Oden of football. Looked 47 while a freshman at Alabama.

      8 years ago at 3:11 pm