TFM Does The University Of Texas Campus Carry Dildo Protest
4,500 dildos, countless screaming coeds, and plenty of pun laden sexual innuendos. No, this is not the production brainstorming session of the world’s largest pegging fetish porno, but a gun protest here in Austin at the University of Texas.
State lawmakers passed campus carry legislation last year, but implementation was delayed until this August to give universities enough time to adjust and devise strategies for this new world of concealed weapons in the school environment.
This has been a hot button issue since, with professors and students openly against the legislation leaving Texas universities or protesting its existence. Someone made the point that it’s now legal to take a handgun to class but not a sex toy, sparking the “Cocks Not Glocks” movement, and that’s how we got to where we are today.
With it being so close to home, it was our journalistic duty to get boots grimy boat shoes on the ground and who better to cover this monumental moment in history than our own Alex Buscemi..
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How much lotion did you guys bring?
10 years ago at 4:54 pmI transferred from a Texas school because of this law, and I consider myself pro second amendment. I just think bringing a gun to class will do more harm than good.
10 years ago at 5:25 pmI’ll take the laps I don’t care but the fact is Texas is losing talented students and professors to this, and if there’s anything I want to see it’s a strong Texas.
10 years ago at 5:33 pmIf you’re stupid enough to think a gun free zone will protect you from a psychopath, you’re not strong nor smart. Texas will benefit from having those pussies go else where. I’d rather be armed than be a sitting duck with a target on my back. Furthermore, if I were a murderer/terrorist I’d stay far away from UT because I know I’d be gunned down the minute I stepped foot on campus. Shut the fuck and get lost hippie.
10 years ago at 5:52 pmYou call me a hippie yet I can promise you I’ve voted for more republicans than you have. I didn’t come on here to start an argument. But democracy is about the will of the majority and there was far from majority support on this issue.
10 years ago at 6:10 pmIf the democratic majority are against the second amendment, then fuck ’em. We have a constitution. And the writers of the constitution are far more intelligent than libtards like yourself.
10 years ago at 6:20 pmNot against the second amendment, just campus carry. Also, not sure how voting republican in every election since 2008, interning and working for the party, then working as an aide in congress and volunteering on Rubio’s campaign makes me a libtard, but thanks.
I’m just trying to offer some perspective on the future impact of some policies for those who can’t see that far down the line.
10 years ago at 6:47 pmThere shouldn’t be campus carry or gun free zones. It should just be “carry”. I don’t understand why some buildings are treated differently than others because shit can happen anywhere you go. If you have the right to carry, you have the right to carry. End of story.
10 years ago at 6:51 pmWe don’t live in a democracy, we live in a constitutional republic in which certain inalienable human rights (right to keep *and bear* arms being one) are not subject to the whims of a majority.
10 years ago at 8:16 pmThank you. Someone gets it.
10 years ago at 8:48 pmI’d bet both my testicles you’re not nearly as “talented” as you think you are, unless we’re talking about sucking cock. You’re world class at that.
10 years ago at 5:53 pmLess liberals in Texas? Good for America!
10 years ago at 5:55 pmIt’s not just less liberals, it’s less academics. This may have a serious ripple effect down the road.
10 years ago at 6:07 pmI feel confident that Texas can weather the storm of people like you leaving.
10 years ago at 9:08 pmI go to school in Utah where concealed carry permit holders have always been allowed to
10 years ago at 1:49 amcarry on campus, and we’ve never had an issue. I feel safer every time I see someone in class carrying; because I know they know what they’re doing and 8 times out of 10 they’re either military or national guard anyways (I know it’s the same but it’s almost not). It provides the means for trained people to protect themselves and if they have the chance, to protect you.
As someone that studies firearm rights, there is no empirical evidence saying gun free zones are any safer than areas where people can conceal carry. Gun free zone supporters are merely people that want the best but have no evidence to back up their claims.
10 years ago at 4:10 amAlright since I’m getting torn apart here unjustly, let me explain my point. I’m against campus carry because I think the whole movement is asinine. Having any restrictions about where guns can or can not be brought is a clear violation of the second amendment. This is beyond these bullshit patchwork implementations that schools are not putting in that miss the point. Gun free zones are like taping a sign to your forehead that says “hey! No one here is armed!”. It’s more than just schools.
This should have never been an issue to begin with. Unfortunately it is. But when I say I’m against a law and the effect it’s having, it’s not because I think the law itself is a bad idea. It’s the way it was executed. Having a strong armed campaign where a bunch of rednecks basically intimidated the population into accepting this of course is going to alienate people. You don’t need to be an area hint asshole and drive people away when fundamentally you are on the right side of the constitution. This isn’t about forcing guns to be allowed on campus, it’s about taking restrictions away.
This method of just intelligently forcing policy on the population works in Texas, but won’t work as a whole. This is why we will have Hillary take office next year. Even though on the right, we have better ideas and a better focus on individual liberty, because the message is “fuck you we get what we want” we will always intimidate and alienate the population. I transferred because I’m in engineering and my mentor left in the middle of a four year research grant I was apart of.
Tldr if you ever want to beat the left you need to outsmart them, not just kick and scream until you get what you want.
10 years ago at 6:43 am*unintelligently forcing policy
10 years ago at 6:47 amWhat the fuck guys, did you film this on an LG Chocolate?
10 years ago at 5:38 pmIt was a Razr.
10 years ago at 8:37 pmI wonder where they conceal them?
10 years ago at 5:42 pmI want to see how far I can stick that black dildo up her pooper.
10 years ago at 6:14 pmShould have done this hammered, Boosh.
10 years ago at 6:14 pmDan, you can’t be leaving your dildo collection around campus
10 years ago at 6:23 pmThis was filmed with a Razor Flip phone
10 years ago at 6:39 pmShow us your dildo.
10 years ago at 6:40 pmOpen carry and campus carry are entirely separate things you piece of shit excuse for a writer
10 years ago at 10:11 pm