University Of Chicago Tells Freshmen They Don’t Give A Shit About Their Safe Spaces And Trigger Warnings
The University of Chicago is sending a stern warning to incoming freshmen. That warning is that your stupid, little safe spaces and cryings for trigger warnings will not be tolerated. University officials sent out the following letter to the 2020 class:
It’s about goddamn time. Let me tell you, kids these days are getting too soft. We can’t just cater to everyone’s needs. That’s just not how the real world works. There are going to be times where you don’t get your way or someone says something that you don’t necessarily agree with, but you know what happens when you complain in the real world? Nobody listens, and all of a sudden you are now the whiny bitch of the office. No one likes the whiny bitch.
So fuck your safe spaces and fuck your trigger warnings, all you PC SJWs out there. If you got a problem with it, hit me with an email @ harrison@grandex.co, because I’m running out of toilet paper at home and could print out your emails and use them to wipe my ass..
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Finally the city of Chicago does something right
10 years ago at 10:04 amas a resident I couldn’t agree more
10 years ago at 9:44 amsurprising that this comes from such a liberal city
10 years ago at 10:04 amUniversity of Chicago is a great school that has nothing to do with the liberal shithole it’s located in
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UChicago has a more libertarian bend to it. Booth, the business school, especially. It carries on the legacy of people like Hayek and Friedman. It’s one of the few sane and conservative places of higher education left.
10 years ago at 12:36 pmUChicago is famous for being one of the few elite universities in America with a strong conservative / free market slant.
10 years ago at 1:17 pmOne of the best things I’ve seen come out of my city in a long time. Sad part is that just shows how fucked it is.
10 years ago at 10:12 amThank God
10 years ago at 10:12 amFuckin A! Here’s hoping more schools have the balls to do this.
10 years ago at 10:13 amI wonder if they’ll accept my transfer application even though I’m already 5th year’n
10 years ago at 10:18 amThey won’t
10 years ago at 12:00 pmGood shit
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10 years ago at 10:44 am“Holy shit, I am so unbelievably offended by this! The fact that they are willing to let people just hurt my feelings with their opinions is unacceptable. Let’s start a movement to fire the dean!”
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10 years ago at 11:37 amBut where will all of the girls that have never had any sex that was consensual go to avoid such psychologically damaging subjects as history and science? Where will people escape to when the topic of the founding of our country reveals that only white men had a role in its design?
10 years ago at 11:45 am