Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 109
9 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

kaitlin copy
I’m going to guess not, but you never know.
tiff
A very important question to ask every marketing major you ever match with.
court
Hey, thanks for using the TFM app (which you can download here)! In unrelated news, did you guys know I’m an ad?
arianna
I’m pretty sure that’s not what he’s trying to do, and also that your answer is exactly what he wanted to hear.
autumn
Welcome to Tinder, Autumn.

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

addy
Damn, Addy, really amping up the heat there with that one.
mada
Welp, looks like I’m a Keith Richards truther now.
alex
This guy makes a lot of promises, sure, but can he keep them?
faith
#NAMEGAGS2016
makenzie
Good one, dude. Real slick.
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  3. AndrewsMomsAss

    I would totally swipe right on Harambe! He can’t be any deader than my last Match.com date! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!

    9 years ago at 8:38 am
  4. State Street Steve

    I want to remind you dumbasses that in 24 hours we expect to have Fail Friday posted. We have United States citizens dying on the shitter because you can’t get one article we want posted.

    9 years ago at 8:39 am
      1. StockWithFrock

        Why is there a lack of transparency on the missing fail fridays and comments of the week? #TFMforprison

        9 years ago at 8:42 am

      2. They are engineering the site to phase out offensive content, this will now be a new place for Instagram sluts to post their pics and not get any validation. And to aggregate from other prosperous sites.

        9 years ago at 8:57 am
      4. TheOldMan

        I’ve been asking my wife for a blowjob for the last 20 years and I haven’t received shit.

        9 years ago at 10:20 am
      5. Fratstarbator

        jared is like the guy that says “send me your resume, ill take a look at it” but actually has no hiring authority. just making promises he has no power to keep.

        9 years ago at 10:32 am
    2. MuffMcFluff

      They posted fail Friday last week, but hillary thought it was a top secret email so she deleted it. THillaryM

      9 years ago at 8:49 am
    3. cidanogeb

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      9 years ago at 2:25 pm
  6. HoneyJack

    Please remind the intern that tomorrow is Friday. Friday is the day that Fail Friday is to be posted. Thank you.

    9 years ago at 10:15 am