Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines

Ridiculous Tinder Pickup Lines, Part 110
8 years ago

Crazy things can happen when you swipe right.

taylor
He’s not a monkey, you fuckin’ imbecile. He’s an ape. Get it right.
johnny
Very questionable save by our boy Johnny. Feel like he could’ve come up with something better.
elley
Well played, sir.
maddie
Maybe.
makenzie
Another good opener: “Free Palestine!”

If you’ve had a hilarious Tinder interaction or have come across an absurd Tinder profile, send it to Jared@totalfratmove.com

nhi
BOOOOOOOOOO!
aubrey
This guy’s got a way with words and maybe butthole.
mikayla
What in the ever-living fuck?
hannah
If he doesn’t have heavy whipping cream and a whisk on hand, then I think I see what he’s getting at.
mary-louise
#ButtholesMatter
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  3. Fratty_Boh 24

    Good Job Jared, you and Boosh are the only ones keeping this site alive

    8 years ago at 8:10 am
      3. Dickson

        Siblings was keeping it alive, but now he’s on the shit list with fat Dan for his amazing NFL pick last night

        8 years ago at 8:47 am
  4. Bizbud218

    One of the best weeks yet. Nearly wet myself in lecture. Not ashamed. Thank you for making this the one redeemable article TFM still posts, Jared.

    8 years ago at 8:29 am
  5. Probation Station

    Drew some well deserved funny looks while reading this in class. Another success, Jared.

    8 years ago at 8:35 am
  6. Henry_Eighth

    If a good ratio means you have to give them 1 minute for every inch, is it better to have more minutes and less length or more length and less minutes?

    8 years ago at 8:39 am
      2. RisingFratstarOfTX

        It’s times like this I think the commenters know humor and topical content than most of the staff could ever know.

        8 years ago at 10:20 am
    2. Dick_Nixon

      Wishing we still had the forums so this could be discussed. Too bad TFM is deleting the best parts of this site faster than Hilary deletes emails.

      8 years ago at 9:49 am
    1. Too Frat To Fail

      I’m not sure what’s more annoying: the consistent lack of Fail Fridays, or you posting this line on every post every Thursday.

      8 years ago at 10:32 am
  8. Drunk Billy Madison

    “Not everyone supports injustice.” The correct use would be “not everyone supports justice”… So is the first guy slow or just dumb?

    8 years ago at 10:37 am
  10. 21st Century Goose

    Good to know one person in your entire fucking organization can post weekly content on time.

    8 years ago at 2:03 pm
  11. ClitRomney

    My buddy started the whole “maybe” thing and he doesn’t care that it’s becoming popular…

    8 years ago at 3:03 am