Jeb Bush Was Amusingly Self-Deprecating In His Emmy Cameo Appearance
9 years ago

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This is what Jeb’s life has been reduced to. While H.W. and W. are cracking beers at the ranch shooting the shit about being commander-in-chief, little brother is clowning on himself in 50 second spots at the Emmys. Remember when he was a legitimate candidate for the Republican nominee? Neither does he.

You can actual see Jeb dying inside with every self-deprecating punchline he throws at himself. Poor guy. He’s actually got decent delivery. And I’m sure he has some wild stories from back in the ’80s. Maybe he can spin this into a standup tour. I don’t know. Just spitballing here. I’m just glad he’s getting out of the house. Barbara had to be worried there for a bit.

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      1. Ramsay Bolton

        He married a Mexican gremlin and said illegal immigration is an act of love. But I’m the asshole.

        9 years ago at 7:21 am
  5. insert Fratty name here

    Seeing that video is making me cry. When a bush family member is reduced to this, you know the republic is in trouble

    9 years ago at 10:11 pm
      1. Sultan Of Swat

        The United States isn’t a republic you little shit. And I only say you little shit because there’s no way anyone that has graduated high school wouldn’t know the USA is a democratic republic.

        9 years ago at 11:21 pm
      2. BloodyBunghole

        “Republic”… “Democratic Republic”… “Doomed nation with half the population to soon die in a pointless war while the other half envies the dead”…

        These are just words and labels fellas!

        Hakuna matata.

        9 years ago at 9:48 am
  6. Cartier

    That’s only a decent delivery compared to the little Caesars Dan got earlier today

    9 years ago at 10:27 pm
  7. Fratstarbator

    looks like i have to take matters in my own hands. lets put it to a vote: who do you all think had top comment this week?

    9 years ago at 12:03 am