FAIL FRIDAY: Death By Dishonor
8 years ago

Below is the worst user-submitted content of the week in the form of ten TFM’s, 20 photos, and five videos. Names have been omitted to protect the guilty, but God sees all shame. Have yourself a weekend.

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Having so much sex that it takes extreme fetish stuff like poop on your chest to get you off. TFM.

I feel like that’s where Leonardo Dicaprio is at now.

Taking a shot for every touchdown Riggins scored his junior year at Dillon High. TFM.

God damn it the extreme Friday Night Lights super fan is back.

Buddy Garrity using his hot daughters college funds (the one that cheated on her paralyzed boyfriend to have Tim fuckin’ Riggins all up in her guts) to pay for the $30,000s of damages he caused to a strip club ##RFM #TFNLM

Total Friday Night Lights Move is not a thing we are doing.

I absolutely love fraternity formals! But, at my school they aren’t as great as they should be. I would love to be invited to other ones so hmu if you go to an Iowa School and want to take a seriously fun date.

This isn’t a fucking dating website.

If I had to guess who is the most frat, I’d have to go with Andrew WK since he respects women and really loves to party! TFM.

Thanks for sharing your opinion with us.

Can’t wait til lunch cause I got Doritos and Gushers. Plus I’m wearing Southern Tide. TFM.

I hope you choke on a Gusher and pass on to the next life.

Naming your Wifi account Tim Riggins in honor of #33. TFM.

Dude please just go away you’re ruining my life.

Making your slam legally change her name to Lyla. TFM.

Please, I’m begging you…Friday Night Lights is over. Move on.

Losing your virginity to QB1 Matt Saracen. TFM.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAN PLEASE STOP.

Big house, big car, big wallet, big head, big time, big balls, slightly below average penis. TFM.

Hell yeah big ballin’ for life.

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Throw up the Roc.
Throw up the Roc.
Man down.
Man down.
Bro love! Bro love so hard!
Bro love! Bro love so hard!
Hey everybody check out the fucking Tailgate King over here.
Hey everybody check out the fucking Tailgate King over here.
Dab dab dab dab dab.
Dab dab dab dab dab.
"Balenced?" What a disaster.
“Balenced?” What a disaster.
He's looking down on us from Heaven.
He’s looking down on us from Heaven.
Consider him Miles Davis.
Consider him Miles Davis.
#YETIbutts
#YETIbutts
She's a squirter.
She’s a squirter.
Just two boys being so silly.
Just two boys being so silly.
Check his pulse.
Check his pulse.
Congratulations!
Congratulations!
Poopin' and pukin'.
Poopin’ and pukin’.
You dishonor your family.
You dishonor your family.
Shit them boys having the time of their lives.
Shit them boys having the time of their lives.
Son, I'm ashamed of you.
Son, I’m ashamed of you.
Please stop having sex with dead animals.
Please stop having sex with dead animals.
That is one fratty extraterrestrial.
A boy and his fralien (frat alien).
Homey got plated.
Homey got plated.

The Life of Stone

Phresh Lyfe Of Aephi

Rush Pike 2016

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  3. fetty_wap_is_my_dad

    Well at least now I can get off the shitter from waiting all morning and leave work.

    8 years ago at 1:46 pm
  4. GodHatesFigs

    “Miles Davis” looks like he’s either been pissing or puking blood. Might want to get that checked out.

    8 years ago at 1:52 pm
  6. DangitBobby

    So we can’t see boobs but we can have a video of a guy shooting poop out of his ass. The double standard has got to change.

    8 years ago at 1:56 pm
  7. Alumni Shibby

    Came back just to tell the intern to go fuck himself and give you more Fail Fridays.

    8 years ago at 1:59 pm
    1. SharkWeekTFM

      For those who know not the honor of your presense I will say in their place thank you and good day.

      8 years ago at 11:06 pm
  9. TheEmperor

    The slut that peed in the urinal is definitely down for some anal action [among other things] and I love her for that ….

    8 years ago at 2:04 pm
    1. Sigma Alpha Egg sandwich

      There was an empty stall right there, she did that for fun. 10/10 down for bukkake

      8 years ago at 6:40 pm
  10. That drunk brother

    Just here to say fuck you for taking away the ability to view our past comments in our profile.

    8 years ago at 2:07 pm
  11. Bro-hann Sebastian Bach

    Whoever is submitting the Tim riggins tfms please never stop. Fuck you intern.

    8 years ago at 2:14 pm