The Nature Boy Ric Flair Says He Took Down Halle Berry In Her Prime
Woooooooooo.
The stylin’, profilin’, limousine riding, private jet flying, physically mystifying, robe untying, promo frying, death-defying, 16-time champion of the world Slick Ric Flair says he once put one Halle Berry in a figure four leglock… with his dick.
Wooooo.
Of course this happened. The rolex and diamond ring-wearing, kiss-stealing, wheeling dealing son of a gun slipped his alligators off the second David Justice announced the divorce.
A guy who’s had sex with “four-to-five women every day of his life” was eventually going to take down Berry. Factor in that that he “will make love to nothing but the best women in the world” and this was statistically just bound to happen.
Wooo.
Plus, Halle is notorious for being certifiably insane. Total minx. If there’s a chick that you could say with 100 percent conviction rode “Space Mountain,” it’s Berry. Girl is all over the map. But props to the Nature Boy for taking down peak Halle.
Love that Flair had this in his back pocket for the last twenty or so years, too, just ready to fire out at a moment’s notice. You know that’s like his biggest life accomplishment in his own head. Forget his kids or the mammoth wrestling legend he created, plowing Berry is what will bring a tear to his eye when he’s taking in his last few breaths on his deathbed.
Woooooooooooo..
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I had to google who Ric Flair was.
10 years ago at 1:41 pmNF
10 years ago at 1:49 pmHe made your mother go, “WOO WOO WOO!”
10 years ago at 1:52 pmImpressive considering you’ve gotta be around 26 by now as one of the old balls of this site.
10 years ago at 2:18 pmHe’s so old his memory is starting to slip.
10 years ago at 3:02 pmIt’s not the Alzheimer’s it’s the concussions that are catching up
10 years ago at 3:10 pmExcellent guess on my age.
10 years ago at 3:59 pmTakes an old testicle to know one, eh Ferigno?
10 years ago at 1:25 pmYou should Google Dr. Kevorkian too.
10 years ago at 3:56 pmThis should set a record for the most lapped comment of all time.
10 years ago at 7:25 pmYou should be shot
10 years ago at 11:00 pm‘You like to hear someone is doing ok, but not better than you. That’s my problem, my entire career I have always done better than everyone else’
10 years ago at 2:09 pm“Remember this girls. None of you can be first, but all of you can be next. “
10 years ago at 3:13 pmI never realized it as a kid, but it just hit me that ric flair was constantly shouting because of the egregious amount of cocaine one he was on.
10 years ago at 3:58 pmWOOOOOO
10 years ago at 7:23 pm